Hasselbeck: Giants Don’t Want Shockey at Super Bowl

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Former Giants quarterback Tim Hasselbeck says that the team is better off not having injured tight end Jeremy Shockey with them at the Super Bowl. And he didn’t just say that they are better off, he says that they are happy not to have him around.
“People there are relieved he’s not around. There’s this [...]

In Football January 31, 2008 

Mats Sundin Won’t Waive No-Trade Clause

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According to the Toronto Star, Mats Sundin will not waive his no-trade clause. “I can talk to Cliff [Fletcher, Maple Leafs GM], why wouldn’t I … and I’m sure he has all kinds of things to talk to me about, but it won’t change my position,” said Sundin yesterday.
In other news, Mats Sundin is [...]

In Hockey January 31, 2008 

Redskins Want to Land True #1 WR in Offseason

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Jason La Canfora of the Washington Post says that sources have reported that landing a high-end number one receiver is priority number one to owner Dan Snyder and General Manager Vinny Cerrato. He also says that he keeps being told that there is no way that current wide receiver Brandon Lloyd will ever see [...]

In Football, Transactions January 31, 2008 

Johan Santana Negotiations Not Off to Great Start

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According to a report on ESPN.com, the negotiations between Johan Santana and the NY Mets aren’t off to the best start. Santana’s agents, Peter and Ed Greenberg, are believed to be asking for a six-year extension in the range of $150 million. They essentially have the Mets feet to the fire. If [...]

In Baseball, Transactions January 31, 2008 

Bengals Would Rather Sit Chad Johnson than Trade Him

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According to a report on Profootballtalk.com, the Bengals would rather sit Chad Johnson than trade him. “Mike Brown won’t trade him under any circumstances,” the source said. “They will let him sit and rot.”
Johnson has been telling anyone that is willing to listen that he’d like to play elsewhere.

In Football January 31, 2008 

Chris Berman Goes Off

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This is hilarious. It contains some colorful language so make sure you are prepared. ESPN’s Chris Berman completely flips. This is priceless.

In ESPN, Media January 31, 2008 

Jason Kidd Wants a Trade?

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There is a report on ESPN’s Sportscenter that Jason Kidd wants out of New Jersey. Ric Bucher of ESPN the Magazine thinks the Denver Nuggets and Dallas Mavericks could be potential landing spots for Kidd. It’s going to be tough for the Nets to get equal value, which will surely be a problem [...]

In Basketball, Trades, Transactions January 28, 2008 

Pedro Feliz Signs with Philadelphia Phillies

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For Philadelphia fans that hoped the hometown Phils would sign another third baseman that won’t remotely come close to solving the problem at that position, today is a day to rejoice. The Phillies have signed former San Francisco Giant Pedro Feliz. He hit .253 last year, so that should provide a [...]

In Baseball January 28, 2008 

Ownership yet to Sign Off on Bedard Trade

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A source has told Jayson Stark of ESPN.com that Baltimore Orioles owner Peter Angelos has yet to sign off on a proposed trade that would send strikeout monster Erik Bedard to the Seattle Mariners. Angelos has a long history of vetoing trades, so this one ain’t over.

In Baseball, Trades, Transactions January 28, 2008 

76ers Louis Williams Gets Radio Show

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Louis Williams of the Philadelphia 76ers will be getting his own music radio show locally on 100.3 FM. He will have full creative control on a program that will air every Sunday from noon to 4pm. He will be able to pre-tape the show when he is on the road.
Based on the way [...]

In Basketball, Media January 28, 2008 

Al Davis Wants Lane Kiffin to Resign

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This is hilarious. ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that Raiders owner Al Davis wants head coach Lane Kiffin to resign after just one year. Supposedly, Kiffin has essentially (or not so essentially) dared Davis to fire him. I love the fact that Davis has gone so far as to draft a letter [...]

In Football, Hired/Fired, Transactions January 25, 2008 

Ward Doesn’t Think Big Ben is Funny

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Here is an interesting storyline developing out of Pittsburgh. Big Ben wants tall receivers and Hines Ward has taken offense.
Says the man whose head looks like it’s constantly going to pop out of his helmet due to its tremendous girth:
“I don’t hear Tom Brady or Peyton Manning asking for that,” Ward said yesterday.
“I don’t [...]

In Football January 25, 2008 

The Redskins Will Never Win with Dan Snyder

By Micah Warren | 4 Comments

I’ve been reading John Fienstein’s book Next Man Up which takes you through the 2004 Ravens season. There is a section that looks back on defensive coordinator Mike Nolan’s past, which includes a stint with the Redskins. Here is an excerpt from the book about his interactions with Redskins owner Dan Snyder (I [...]

In Football January 25, 2008 

Mariners Still Want Bedard

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According to the Seattle Times, the Mariners are still in the running to acquire Baltimore Orioles pitcher Erik Bedard. Mariners GM Bill Bavasi is confident that he’ll get a deal done for a front-line starter.

In Baseball, Trades, Transactions January 25, 2008 

NHL To Start 2008/2009 Season in Europe

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Bob McKenzie of TSN.ca (apparently it’s Canada’s Sports Leader) reports that the NHL has finalized its plans to open next season in Europe. The Ottawa Senators will play the Pittsburgh Penguins in Stockholm, Sweden, and the New York Rangers will play the Tampa Bay Lightning in Prague, Czech Republic. This is significant because [...]

In Hockey January 24, 2008 

Yanks and Cano Close to a Deal

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Ken Rosenthal of Foxsports.com reports that The New York Yankees and second baseman Robinson Cano are close to a four-year, $30 million deal. Cano hit .306 and 87 RBI’s in 2007. The deal is odd for the New York Yankees because Cano is neither old nor a pitcher.

In Baseball, Transactions January 24, 2008 

Off The Record Report: Government is Wasting Its Time

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Speaking of the House Oversight committee and its interrogation of Roger Clemens, who is in charge of making sure the government spends its time wisely? I would love to know. MLB is a private enterprise, what the hell does this have to do with the government? Yes, players used steroids. They [...]

In Baseball, Scandal January 24, 2008 

Clemens House Interview Delayed

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Roger Clemens had his interview with the government pushed back to February 5th. As for the photo attached to this post, it could be a bit misleading. Rapper Nelly will, in fact, NOT be one of the interviewers for the House committee. That should help clear up any rumors.

In Baseball, Scandal January 24, 2008 

No Brady at Practice Today

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Tom Brady, who you may or may not know is the QB for the New England Patriots, didn’t practice today during the portion that is open to the media. It hasn’t been widely reported, but his team is going for an undefeated season when they take on the Giants. Since he didn’t [...]

In Football, Injuries January 24, 2008 

Mets the Favorites for Santana?

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Are the Mets the favorites for Johan Santana? CNNSI.com is reporting that they are. The NL East went down to the final day in 2007 when the Phillies won the division. Johan Santana is certainly protection against another meltdown.

In Baseball, Trades, Transactions January 23, 2008 

Larry Brown Says Knicks Had Spies

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Former New York Knicks coach Larry Brown says that the New York Knicks had “spies throughout the arena.” To say his one year coaching the Knicks during the 05-06 season didn’t go well would be an understatement. He got in trouble for conducting interviews without a PR official present. He got in [...]

In Basketball, Coaches January 23, 2008 

Channing Crowder Wrecks his Truck

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Authorities have ticketed Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder after he admitted to crashing his truck. Florida Highway Patrol officers found Crowder’s truck at around 5:30 am this morning abandoned. Stay tuned on this one.

In Football January 23, 2008 

Who Do You Think You Are?

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Wow, who do you think you are? The way you act around here, you’d think you were former New Orleans Saints linebacker Pat Swilling. Truthfully, probably the funniest sports-related article I’ve ever read. Thanks, Onion!

In Football January 23, 2008 

ESPN’s Dana Jacobson Suspended for a Week

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Deadspin.com has the story that ESPN’s Dana Jacobson will be suspended for a week for her sloppy drunken behavior at the Mike and Mike roast on January 11th. Apparently after downing vodka like it was her job, she made some comments about Notre Dame. I personally think this is hilarious. It’s even funnier [...]

In ESPN, Media January 23, 2008 

NFL All-Criminal Team

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More from thephatphree.com. They did an NFL All-Criminal Team a while ago that I thought was pretty funny. Great read.

In Football January 23, 2008 

Five Reasons to Root for the Patriots

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ThePhatphree.com offers up five reasons to root for the Patriots.

In Football January 23, 2008 

New England Blowout Not Likely

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So, the Giants get to play the big bad Patriots. They’ve been running through everyone this year, right? Actually, that’s not true. The last time they blew someone out was on December 23rd when they beat the Dolphins (the Dolphins!) 28-7. And they took care of the Steelers 34-13 on December [...]

In Football January 23, 2008 

Falcons Want to Hire Jags Defensive Coordinator Mike Smith

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Apparently, even if you have a horrendous gameplan in the playoffs, you can still advance in your career. ESPN’s Michael Smith is reporting that the Falcons are leaning towards hiring Jaguars defensive coordinator Mike Smith as their head coach. Smith was the guy who thought if he stopped Randy Moss that he would [...]

In Coaches, Football, Hired/Fired, Transactions January 23, 2008 

Penguins Sidney Crosby out 6-8 Weeks, with….

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….a high ankle sprain! See what could have happened Patriots fans? The NHL’s brightest star, Sidney Crosby, is out 6-8 weeks. Truthfully, the Patriots are better equipped to handle the blow of losing their best player to a bad high ankle sprain than the NHL is.

In Hockey, Injuries January 23, 2008 

Tom Brady has High Ankle Sprain

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Relax, Pats fans. It’s considered mild. But it would appear that Tom Brady does have a high ankle sprain. High ankle sprains can be downright nasty, just ask Terrell Owens, who battled one at the end of the season. This shouldn’t affect Brady in the Super Bowl.

In Football, Injuries January 23, 2008 

Mike Alstott Expected to Retire

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According to the PewterReport.com, the Bucs long-time fullback Mike Alstott is expected to retire. This is shocking news to 99% of the American public who assumed he already had retired.

In Uncategorized January 23, 2008 

Chuck Knoblauch Subpoenaed

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Former Yankees and Twins second baseman Chuck Knoblauch has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee to discuss the issue of putting needles full of juice into his body. This is what happens when you fail to respond to an invitation to voluntarily participate. I wonder if he simply couldn’t [...]

In Uncategorized January 23, 2008 

Denver Nuggets’ Nene Had Malignant Tumor in Sensitive Area

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The Denver Nuggets have confirmed that the tumor removed from the right testicle of forward Nene was indeed malignant. The good news is that it seems that the cancer was isolated. The normal recovery rate, according to his doctor, is about two months although there is no schedule for his return. According [...]

In Uncategorized January 22, 2008 

Random NFL Thoughts

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Packers cornerback Frank Walker might not return to the team because he apparently thinks he’s better than he is.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said recently that Terrell Owens will be back. The move makes sense to me because you can’t replace all that unnecessary crying through the draft. I have no problem with grown [...]

In Uncategorized January 22, 2008 

Tom Brady in a Walking Boot?

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TMZ.com has pictures of Tom Brady in a walking boot. Uh oh. Although Brady has downplayed the injury, it could be a factor. Let’s not forget this little fact: The Patriots are not dominating right now the way they had all year. The Giants will give the Pats a rough [...]

In Uncategorized January 22, 2008 

Flyers ship RJ Umberger to Columbus

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The Philadelphia Flyers, a hockey team in the National Hockey League, shipped the rights to playoff stud R.J. Umberger to the Columbus Blue Jackets in exchange for the 19th overall pick and a third-round pick in last night’s draft.
It’s not that the team was unhappy with his surprising 11 goals and five assists in the [...]

In Draft Picks, Hockey, Trades, Transactions January 22, 2008 




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