**Pauses for laughter** Pacman Jones said at a charity basketball game Saturday night that he thinks that he is worthy of a first-round pick in trade. Apparently, Jones hasn’t been read a newspaper lately (and judging by his grammar he can’t). When pressed on his trade value, he replied:

“I would say a first-round pick if I had to say something, but that ain’t up to me.”

Pacman also said, while butchering the King’s English, that his days as a Titan are over in his mind.

“I really think my days being a Titan is over with,” Jones said. “I enjoyed my stay here. I just think my days as a Titan is over with.”

This guy better be able to play football, because we aren’t sure that he would even be able to hold down a job as a Walmart greeter. “Welcome to Walmart, has a nice day.”