jeromemathis.jpgThe Redskins added their first free agent recently by signing Texans WR Jerome Mathis. This just in: he’s a turd.

He’s fast as hell, but he also likes to hit girls.

Said Mathis: “I made some mistakes in my younger days, but I’m a different person. I’m not looking at Washington as a second chance. It’s more like my last chance.”

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