May 2, 2008
We can’t ignore the overwhelming support we are receiving from our biggest fan ‘barry.’ He is one of the main reasons that OTR is able to keep it going. His brilliant posting on comments and the respect he gives Micah and I is second to none. Furthermore, without hesitation we are giving ‘barry’ the award for Fan Of The Year (sorry Lindsey, you were a close second).
PHOTO CAPTION: ‘barry’ was kind enough to forward his school picture from this year.
I spoke to ‘barry’ last night to let him know he was receiving this award and I asked him to tell us a little bit about himself that the readers might not know. Before I could even get out the question ‘barry’ yelled out, “Tomorrow is Monopoly night. Baltic Ave is my favorite.”
With a little snicker I responded, “That’s great, ‘barry,’ that’s great. Tell us more?”
The conversation continued for about ten minutes before he had to finish up his life-sized Simon Birch sculpture for his LEGO contest this weekend. But let me highlight some interesting facts ‘barry’ wanted to share with OTR and you, the readers. His favorite sports team is the Charlotte Sting. He loves the WNBA, because he doesn’t feel dunking should be legal. “It’s too violent,” he said. ‘barry’s’ favorite color is dark orange. And he has a pet turtle named after his favorite person of all-time, ‘Skippy’ from Family Ties, who was played by Marc Price.
Before we ended our conversation I asked ‘barry’ what his favorite comment (or as he likes to say, ‘coment’) was on OTR’s site. He singled out this quote under a Chad Johnson article:
“no coment micah? hummmmm why? because the jimmey rollins”
“Because the jimmey rollins,” I don’t think Micah or myself could have summed it up better. Again, we salute you ‘barry’ as OTR’s Fan Of The Year. Don’t stop commenting. Continue your schooling to get that grammar perfected. And tell your friends that OTR did an article all about you, buddy. You are the best.
OTR Note: ‘barry’ is now commenting as ‘mark.’ I guess he doesn’t realize we can see his posts are coming from the same computer. You will soon see ‘mark’s’ aka ‘barry’s’ comments (same grammatical errors). They are currently in moderation.
ANOTHER FRAUD POST!!!!!!! HAHAH YOU GUYS KEEP LOOKING LIKE JACKASSES, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SITE …NOBODY IS POSTING, THATS NOT ME, AND I NEVER TALKED TO YOU LOSERS, AND NO MY AND MY ANKLE IS BROKEN HAHAHA, NO COMMENTS= NOBODY
That is some funny shit. Lego competition? So barry does have a life?
barry=Fail
I am glad that you made it clear that they did not actually speak with you Barry. I was thinking to myself “How could anyone favor Baltic Ave over the railroads, this obviously can’t be a direct quote.”
You should sue for large amounts of Perry Dollars.
Pffft….Baltic Ave! That’s good stuff.
“…and no my and my ankle is broken…”? What the hell does that mean? R.I.F? Hooked on Phonics?
WOW funny micah you promote this? perry is a tool, and so are youuuuu there i mispelled something wow end of the world, your website is pathetic, im sure barry doesnt care, and oh yea the people commenting are you paying them to visit this bullshit? like barry wrote. you have noooo comments and nobdy likes you, i was there for the g cobb draft online everyone hates you, all you do is put out lies.
oh yea i bet thats a picture of barrys mom right . stay in jersey
“nobody” there i misspelled something else in my first post had to fix it or barry would write another fraud blog .sorry barry , toolbag
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
He commented on it !!!!! His comment on the joke article has grammar errors!!!! It’s in ALL CAPS !!!!!
I like the site a bunch, but I LOVE it when this knucklehead comes on and makes an ass of himself!!! The picture is just as I imagined him, only more handsome than my imagination (the fatness is spot on, though)!!!
Fraud post indeed. I’m glad he’s able to make it onto the site enough to catch all of our fraud posts.
Oh my gawd! Anothah frawd post!
Apparently barry is the kid I used to beat up in high school! I finally know the kid’s name…
Grammatical errors are one thing, but when we can not figure out what you are trying to say it’s another? I think this Mark guy is Barry’s ass plugger.
Mark and Barry are the same person. If he had half a brain, he’d change his writing style to make it look like two people. But, he can’t even pull that off. I, for one, am having fun. This is great.
Micah broke the Asante Samuel signing and the Larry Fitzgerald trade talks (both of which were confirmed later). I’m not sure why mark/barry says “all you do is put out lies”. Maybe he is a Cowboy fan?
Can we start a new “Make your own caption” post with barrys pic?
Can we use this one instead though?
http://www.piratemerch.com/images/sloth_loves_chunk.jpg
Will the real barry please stand up?
Baby Ruth?
Hey…I’m a Cowboys fan and I love this site!!! People like Barry/Mark reaffirm my reasons for hating most, I said most, Eagles fans.
Let’s go Phils and Flyers!!!
I wonder why people who hate this site would keep coming back??? Doesn’t make much sense to me. Maybe barry scored a 6 as well on his wonderlic.
I done the test.
barry is Vince Young! Now everything makes sense.
I thought “barry” was annoying because he posted comments that should have started with “your rubber, I’m glue” but now I’m just pissed he beat me out for fan of the year! That’s bunk!!
I think we need to start using “that’s bunk” more often in our stories. That and calling people “pud.” For example, “Pud of the year Roger Clemens was accused today of having another affair, this time it’s academy award winner Judi Dench. Dench did not deny the affair saying, ‘Roger had sex with me a lot of times, over and over again.’ Roger denied everything, again. That’s bunk.”
this is awesome, i have these 2 losers micah and perry doing all this for me, wow, im flattered, hey micah you should pay me for this, look at all these post i BET that you have not seen this many people on your site in a long long time, or is this all your friends you asked to come on here, anyway im glad to help your lame site out
Man, this guy can’t stay away. He loves us. He also doesn’t understand what’s going on. Not one bit. I love how he created another personality to have a conversation with himself. Classic.
I read this again for the laughter it brought me and i noticed that you gave “barry” the benefit of the doubt…. you assumed he has friends:
“And tell your friends that OTR did an article all about you, buddy”
mark, I’ll certainly pay you for this. What name should I put on the check?
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Cheers! Sandra. R.