Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman has schedule a bout between former Philadelphia Eagle Vai Sikahema and current super douche Jose Canseco. The match will take place in Atlantic City, NJ on July 12th.

Sikahema does have ring experience and is around 5 feet 9 inches, 195 pounds. Canseco is a douche and is around 6 feet 4 inches, 240 pounds.

Canseco recently had his home in Florida foreclosed on (and two divorce settlements costing him $15 million), but this match has nothing to do with him needing money. Jose is boxing for the pure love of the sport.

We are not positive that drug testing will be part of this event nor if people will actually attend.