Kobe is waiting
May 30, 2008
Kobe and the Lakers advanced to the NBA Finals last night with their Game 5 victory over the Spurs despite Timmy Duncan’s triple double.
How great is Phil Jackson’s big chair he sits in during the games? It must suck for the person who sits behind him. There is no way you can see over Phil and his chair.
Does anyone else think that Pau Gasol looks like a giraffe? I’m not saying he resembles a giraffe, I’m saying he flat-out looks like a giraffe.



Pau Gasol looks a little like Micah. I don’t know about a giraffe…
Fuck you, Stein.
So does this mean that you are backing off your statement about Tim Duncan being the best in the game?
My magic 8-ball was half-right so far Perry. I need to consult that thing more often.
Not ‘backing off,’ more like passing the Perry torch. Kobe needs to win the whole thing to become number one on my list. Timmy still had a huge series. He did his part, it’s the other guys on the team that didn’t show up every game.
Yeah Dan, I really wanted to see Timmy get to the finals again. He has to be the smartest player in the NBA. Love watching him play basketball, but I think we both knew the Lakers were taking this one. You, me, and the magic eight ball. Shake that eight ball till it agrees that the Pistons are taking two straight.
Just messing with you, Micah. You don’t look like Pau Gasol.
**avoids eye contact after telling obvious lie**
Are you trying to say that Micah’s new nickname is Giraffe?
Micah probably hates me right now.