Tampa Bay Lightning head coach John Tortorella, who won a championship for the ungrateful team in 2004, won’t be asked back for next season.

“This has been a very difficult decision because of everything that John Tortorella has meant to and done for this organization,” general manager Jay Feaster said in a statement. “Torts came to Tampa and not only built the foundation under our club but he also changed the culture and raised the expectations, eventually leading us to the Stanley Cup in 2004. What he accomplished during his tenure in Tampa was nothing short of remarkable and our organization will always owe him our thanks, gratitude and deep respect.”

Perry’s drunken thought: After a few beers he starts looking like Dennis Miller with a slight burn on his face?

Then what’s the problem, Feaster? Sounds like he was doing a great job.

The move, according to people that know a lot more than we do, clears the way for the possible hiring of Barry Melrose.