ESPN, blow me

June 14, 2008  

justintimberlake.jpgESPN….seriously, suck it. I hate you. I’m sitting here watching Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake do Fact or Fiction. ESPN, blow me.

I hope you are happy that you have thoroughly destroyed sports. Mike Myers is talking about golf while showing off his iPhone? Promoting “The Love Guru” while Timberlake talks about hosting th ESPY’s??? This is sports content? Screw you, ESPN. Way to cater to the average fan while alienating the true sports dorks. I’ve never used harsh
language in this blog, but I’m seriously pissed off right now.

ESPN, eat shit and die.

Comments

9 Responses to “ESPN, blow me”
  1. J. Morroni says:

    I LOVE IT, Micah!!!!! I say “ditto” to every word of that!!! ESPN is gradually ruining sports in America

  2. Dan says:

    What did you expect from a sports channel owned by Disney? Ok ok… they used to be good.

  3. Chad says:

    I can only hope that the sportscasters were cursing up a storm when they got the memo that they would have to do a show with Justin Timberlake and Mike Myers. You only hope they at least realize that shit is stupid. But….probably not.

  4. Scott says:

    Unfortunately people keep swallowing this shit. Don’t forget, we live in a world where Arrested Development (my vote for best sitcom ever) was replaced by Skating With Celebrities on the FOX Network schedule… and ratings shot up for the time slot. *sigh*

  5. John Rocker says:

    Why were you watching ESPN in the first place?

  6. Micah Warren says:

    It was on in the background. I was at the computer. Hence I was able to type this up while it was still on.

  7. John Rocker says:

    Hence you were still watching it? That channel is never on at my house? NFL Network 24/7?

  8. Pavlovic says:

    ****realizes Micah will never work at ESPN****
    ***realizes if Micah gets a gig with ESPN, i will blackmail the shit out of him****

  9. Neetz says:

    I feel the same as Micah… but still watch ESPN more than any other channel. What are my other options? I need to pay for a good cable package?

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