This is why having clueless fans vote for the all-star team is completely ridiculous. Are you trying to tell me there are eight outfielders better than Pat Burrell in the National League?

RANK PLAYER NAME NL TEAM TOTAL VOTES
1. Soriano, A. Cubs 1,088,866
2. Fukudome, K. Cubs 918,262
3. Griffey, K. Reds 775,759
4. Lee, C. Astros 587,027
5. Beltran, C. Mets 518,838
6. Braun, R. Brewers 514,913
7. Holliday, M. Rockies 507,628
8. Pence, H. Astros 500,857
9. Burrell, P. Phillies 487,131

Honestly, what the eff? Speaking of eff, Fukudome (number two on the list)? Is that seriously a name of a baseball player? I’m positive I’m the last to know about this guy since I don’t watch baseball, but this is hilarious. We’ve had the Carrier Dome, the Astro Dome, Placido Polanco’s huge, misshaped dome, and now the Fuk U Dome? This is great. However, Pat Burrell being ninth on the all-star ballot is not great.

PHOTO CAPTION: “Pat Burrell says Fukudome to everyone not voting for him.”

Disclosure: Despite my hatred toward the Philadelphia Phillies (mainly ownership) and baseball (mainly the sport), I still think Pat Burrell is one of the best things to ever happen to this world.

Go here, to vote for Pat Burrell.