Randy Moss is all about hugs

By Perry

Over the weekend, Randy Moss hosted the Links for Learning/Randy Moss Foundation Golf Tournament at Sleepy Hollow Golf Club in Hurricane, West Virginia. He hosted with Miami Heat guard Jason Williams and New York Jet quarterback Chad “Rotator Cuff” Pennington. The event was the fund-raising kickoff for a foundation that will provide learning centers for children in southern West Virginia.

These centers are very similar to the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?

PHOTO CAPTION: Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They’ll be looking for us at Maury’s right? But they won’t be looking for… not us.

The Boston Herald had this story to tell , “According to Tim DiPiero, who represents Moss, the wide receiver handed out 200 pairs of athletic shoes from Pony, which Moss has an endorsement deal with. He also spoke to the kids, urging them to hug their parents and grandparents.”

“DiPiero relayed one anecdote about a 6-year-old boy who didn’t think it was cool to hug his dad.”

“He told Randy he thought hugging his dad was gay,” DiPiero said. “Then Randy pulled up a chair and sat the kid alongside him. He had a little talk with him. He assured him hugging your daddy is OK. Then he got him to pinkie-promise he’d hug his dad. Then he gave him his shoes. That was a cool moment.”

Then Randy pulled his pants down, mooned the kids, and wiped his bum on the flag on the 18th green?

In Football July 1, 2008