According to TMZ.com, C-Rod wants to split from A-Rod. We don’t really care, although Perry is a bit upset about it.

When asked if she would stay with A-Rod so that Perry wouldn’t leave OTR, she replied, “He’s what?!! He might leave?! No, ok….yeah, just…yeah whatever. I’ll do it. I’ll pull the papers from the courts. Call it off. Call it off! God, what a day.”

Jesus Christ it’s a slow news time.