Fantasy Turd League
By Perry

We are looking for sports fans to participate in our Fantasy Turd League. The rules of the league are still under review, but here is our plan:

We will have a fantasy turd draft in the next couple weeks/months.

Each participant will draft a team of 5 to 10 players from the four major pro sports (football, hockey, basketball, and hockey); plus, two athletes from a non-major sport or college team. We are also thinking of having a team selection as well (similar to a team defense in fantasy football). Let’s say you pick the Dallas Cowboys and Pacman Jones throws a champaign bottle at a stripper and gets arrested. Well, you get ‘team’ points.

PHOTO CAPTION: The bible doesn’t fool OTR, Tank Johnson is a legitimate first round pick.

Teams will collect points as their players get arrested and more points when convicted. Teams will get more points for the severity of the crime. The point system is still under thorough review.

If you are interested in this idea, please make a note in comments. I’m sure the draft can be spread out and doesn’t have to be a specific night.

Let me know your thoughts and ideas.

In Baseball, Basketball, Fantasy, Football, Hockey July 30, 2008

Comments

7 Responses to “Fantasy Turd League”

  1. dan on July 30th, 2008 2:36 pm

    could be a very complicated point system. Don’t forget plea bargains!

  2. Micah Warren on July 30th, 2008 4:27 pm

    Yeah how do you score it? We could use PFT’s Turd Watch system.

  3. Micah Warren on July 30th, 2008 6:49 pm

    By the way, I’m in. Lindsey is in too.

  4. IceYde on July 31st, 2008 12:27 am

    ofc i m in :>
    but with baseball and college i guess i have to pick based on their names since i dont know someone :D

  5. Lindsey on August 1st, 2008 12:30 pm

    I’m so in! I’ll just pick half of the athletes from my alma mater and I’m golden.

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  7. Ben on August 3rd, 2008 7:41 pm

    You know I want in!

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