Tambellini named Oilers GM

This move shocked OTR. The Edmonton Oilers named Steve Tambellini as general manager and moved Kevin Lowe to the role of president of hockey operations.

Our reaction? Are you kidding?! Oilers fans, get rid of your season tickets. This guy is absolute garbage and knows less about hockey than he does about Saigon whores. And trust us, he knows nothing about Saigon whores. Nuh! Thing! In the OTR newsroom, when someone leaves the bathroom, they usually say, “wow, I just took a nasty Tambellini. I may have to wipe again. Is that Tamby creeping out? I’ll put the fan on.” Yeah, he’s that bad.

It can also be used for busting ass. The other day, Perry and I were typing away trying to get the scoop on a story regarding a 14-year old Romanian female gymnast (it wasn’t sports or Olympics related) and Mittens, OTR’s dog, has this weird look on his face. Perry grabbed his nose and said, “I think Mittens just Tambellinied.” It smelled like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat.

So, Oiler fans have fun as this guy destroys your proud franchise.

Side Note: We don’t know who Tambellini even is. Mittens is the official OTR dog though.

In Hockey July 31, 2008

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2 Responses to “Tambellini named Oilers GM”

  1. Scott on August 1st, 2008 7:30 am

    In my experience, the best way to counteract a particularly potent Tambellini is to down a can of the cheapest chili you can find, wait a few (agonizing) minutes and fire off a nice, long Garth Snow.

  2. Perry on August 1st, 2008 7:35 am

    Anyone ever have a spicey Jambalya Tambellini? They burn coming out. If you hold it in long enough, they come out noisy like a Radek Bonk!

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