Comments on: Fantasy Turd League Point System

By: Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds and Bangbros score - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds and Bangbros score - Off the Record Sports — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:56:15 +0000

[...] importantly, The Monkey Turds have scored 1 point for having Rasheed Wallace on their roster and Bangbros have scored 1 point for having the [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Inmates score - Off the Record Sports

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:27:14 +0000

[...] Stephen Jackson picked up his 16th technical foul of the season during the Golden State Warriors’ 154-131 loss to the Phoenix Suns on Sunday. The number 16 is the magical figure that gets you suspended for one game in the NBA. Therefore, for having Stephen Jackson on their roster, Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Inmates scored 1 point based on the Ron Artest Rule. [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds & Touchdown Turdy Vardell score - Off the Record Sports

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:19:07 +0000

[...] As expected, the Monkey Turds and Touchdown Turdy Vardell collected more points stemming from the Matt Jones arrest. Matt Jones went to jail over the weekend and also was kicked off the Jacksonville Jaguars for being too much of a turd. Both Fantasy Turd teams have the Jacksonville Jaguars on their roster, so they each collect 1 point for the Michael Vick rule and the Chris Henry rule, because of the Cincinnati rule. [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds & Touchdown Turdy Vardell score - Off the Record Sports

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:22:22 +0000

[...] Jones was arrested again for alcohol use, violating his probabtion. Therefore, due to the Stephen Jackson rule and the Cincinnati Bengal rule, both Fantasy Turd League teams scored 1 point with more points possible pending more charges, [...]

By: connor

connor — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:26:23 +0000

hey, when does the next “season” start, I want in on this.

By: Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds and Bangbros score - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds and Bangbros score - Off the Record Sports — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:42:00 +0000

[...] Therefore, the Monkey Turds have scored 2.5 points, because Rasheed Wallace is on the roster, based on this rule: [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: New rule adopted - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: New rule adopted - Off the Record Sports — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:57:03 +0000

[...] This rule has been added to the Fantasy Turd League Point System. [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Saluky Turds score, again - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: Saluky Turds score, again - Off the Record Sports — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 09:14:26 +0000

[...] One of the rules states: [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds score - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds score - Off the Record Sports — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:17:59 +0000

[...] Chris Henry Rule clearly states: If a player is kicked off his team for being too much of a turd, that player shall receive 20 [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: New rule adopted - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: New rule adopted - Off the Record Sports — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:00:49 +0000

[...] It has been added to the Fantasy Turd League Point System. [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League: Saluky Turds score - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League: Saluky Turds score - Off the Record Sports — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:02:15 +0000

[...] review The Rules that Jarko Ruutu scored [...]

By: Turd Alert: Ed Johnson arrested - Off the Record Sports

Turd Alert: Ed Johnson arrested - Off the Record Sports — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:20:03 +0000

[...] Let’s review the points that Ed Johnson would have received if you had him on your Fantasy Turd Team: [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League Draft: Get your lists in…8 teams so far - Off the Record Sports

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:21:21 +0000

[...] The league’s point system can be viewed here. [...]

By: Fantasy Turd League Draft: Ready to go… - Off the Record Sports

Fantasy Turd League Draft: Ready to go… - Off the Record Sports — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:15:55 +0000

[...] The league’s point system can be viewed here. [...]

By: Articles of Fantasy Turd League (Rough Draft) - Off the Record Sports

Articles of Fantasy Turd League (Rough Draft) - Off the Record Sports — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:51:37 +0000

[...] If you missed the Fantasy Turd League Point System, read here. [...]

By: Markus

Markus — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:41:19 +0000

Im in this is gonna be great !!!!

By: Perry

Perry — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:27:12 +0000

So, Ben….you are telling me that the Pacman Jones suspension should be worth 160 points based on your formula?

That completely blows out every other rule I have listed.

You can’t base the points on the sport that has the most games, you have to base it on the sport that has the least amount of games.

How many baseball players get suspended for a whole season?

By: Ben

Ben — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:30:27 +0000

That is awesome! When do we draft?

In my opinion, the points awarded for the Ron Artest rule are on the low side. Based on some of the other rules, shouldn’t a one game suspension be worth more than 1 point?

Also, can you even it out more for football vs other sports (other than making the 16 game max)? Shouldn’t 1 football game = 10 baseball games, since there are 10x as many baseball games as football games?

Maybe…

10 points / game for a football game suspension
2 points / game for a basketball or hockey suspension
1 point / game for a baseball game suspesion

By: Perry

Perry — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:57:49 +0000

I was thinking about adding an Albert Haynesworth rule. It would have to be an on-field altercation that represents the player as being a complete turd. I will add a Haynesworth rule. Good work, Dan.

And for the suspended indefinitely. That will most likely be part of the Ron Artest rule combined with the Chris Henry rule. That would be 16 points plus 20 points for a total of 36 points. That is equal to a 12 month jail-term. Jackpot baby!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:49:41 +0000

This is scaring me… I’m starting to realize that there are A LOT of a-holes in sports. Could sports ruin my life?

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:48:29 +0000

What about if a player is not only kicked off a team but suspended indefinitely?

What about an Albert Haynesworth rule? I think kicking or stepping on teammates/opposing players should count for something.