Do not, under any circumstances, listen to a word ESPN’s Matt Berry has to say. I’m not joking. I watched this guy last year on ESPN’s pregame Countdown show or whatever and couldn’t believe what he was saying.

First of all, never trust a guy that pronounces a hard “g” in “Edgerrin.” The “g” is soft, as in “edge.” That was my first clue that Colonel Mustard was having a bad day.

Then when he listed Jason Avant as a player you should start in Week 2, I had officially found the candlestick in the library. Avant scored a TD the week before against Green Bay. But….he doesn’t even start for the Eagles. Yikes, dude.

Photo Caption: “Whatever I just said…ignore it.”