Former Kansas Jayhawks, Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur, were caught in a hotel room with marijuana(also known as the cheeba-cheeba) and women (also known as whores). Not all women, just these particular women. Actually, it’s not being reported that they were whores. But for the sake of the story, let’s say they were.

The both of them (Mario and Darrell, not the whores) were participating in the NBA’s rookie transition program which they are attending in New York with 67 other NBA rookies. They were staying at the Doral Arrowwood resort in Rye Brook, N.Y.

The both face $20,000 each in fines and the possibility to be added to the suspended list at the start of the season. There are no reports indicating that Josh Howard was hiding under the bed hugging a bong with his beat-red eyes.