Sept. 4, 2008
This new fantasy sports league is driven not by points scored or yards gained, but by brushes with the law, arrests, general misconduct and the severity of said misconduct. The league is free and open to all.
The league’s point system can be viewed here.
Due to the lack of Fantasy Turd League software and the difficulty of a draft strategy we will be running this league rotisserie style.
What is rotisserie style? There will be no draft for the first season. Your job is to fill a complete roster. The complete roster and league rules can be viewed here. This means some teams might have the same players, but it is your job to be creative enough to form a team that you think can outperform everybody else’s team. So, if you have the same players as other teams, that doesn’t give you an edge.
Please send your turd roster to my email at mperry_77@hotmail.com with “Turd League” in the subject line. Please include what you want your team name to be.
The season is under way but you may submit a team whenever you wish.
As per request, here is the roster you must fill:
One NFL player
One NBA player
One NHL player
One MLB player
One player from a college or non-major sport (not NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB)
One NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB sports team
Four flex players from an NFL, NBA, NHL, or MLB team
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