So Blast has a question for today and we thought we’d post it here. We all know the government proposed a $700 billion buyout for Wall St., but what would you do with $700 billion in the sports world? Here’s what I think some of our readers would do with it:
Pavlovic: Spend it all on Yankees t-shirts and life vests, not knowing that he could have just bought the team and a night out with Derek Jeter. He could have overspent even more for marginal players.
Neetzi: Wedding ring with Shane Victorino’s face on it. His real face. We said billion not million.
Perry: He would buy out Early Times whiskey and be set for Eagles tailgates for life.
Chad: Use the money to campaign Congress heavily to legalize marijuana.
IceYde: Would use it to buy a house where Bastian Schweinsteiger and his entire family could all live together. Schweinsteiger’s family, not IceYde’s. It’s expensive to fly them all in. He would buy Bayern-Munich with the leftover money.
Bohn: Would donate it all to NC State athletics and they would still be mediocre.
So tell us: What would Andy Reid spend it on? Steinbrenner? (give it all to A Rod?) Belichick (better video cameras?)?
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Travis Barker and DJ AM would use the money to purchase a new jet.
Actually, NC State wouldn’t need the money.
*Little known fact alert*
NC State’s booster club, the Wolfpack Club, brings in more money than most of the top 10 football programs in the country, including Ohio State. Return on that investment? A really, really nice stadium to sit in while the Pack get it handed to them.
I would buy lottery tickets with all of it. That way, I know I would hit the $85mil Powerball and be set for life!!
Wait, that sounds like a similar return on investment to the Wolfpack Clubs?
thats also a scene from al bundy
he spent 6k $ and was happy to win 5 $ @ the lottery
i would also spent some cash in vegas on hoes and blackjack !!
oh wait not 21 yet ..
Actually…I would just build a huge underground grow room?
IceyDe, why don’t you just buy your own casino and bring the cards and hoes up to your owner’s suite?
It is $700 billion after all. You get get the best hookers available. Because you could turn ordinary girls into hookers. Everyone has their price.
“Snort that line off my johnson.”
“Well I don’t really do that…”
“How about for a billion dollars?”
“SSnnnnnnnnuuuuck!!”
true perry
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at least germany isnt paying the cash to support your plan
i heard that gm is also down and have no more cash