My support and loyalty to the Philadelphia Eagles is second to none.  For example, if I see Andy Reid with the ‘play list’ in his hands on Sunday, you better believe I will run onto the field and hit him across the face with a folding chair.  I will be fourth row in the endzone with my new Eagles green Quintin Demps jersey on (I apologize for the lack of commas and hyphens in that sentence).

PHOTO CAPTION:  If you look close enough, you can see Perry waving to his fans.