I put all my money on the Bird’s tonight. Brandon Lang told me to. My prediction: Eagles 38 Cardinals 27

PHOTO CAPTION: Matthew McConaughey played this guy.

In other news, Allen Iverson continues to be an immature punk by skipping practice earlier today. Looks like we’ll be talk’n bout practice again.

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In more news, what the hell is up with today’s halftime shows? Did Lance Bass coordinate everything? If they attempt anything like that in Philly tonight, I guarantee a shower of boo’s. Or maybe a shower of booze?

The odds are out for which team Donovan McNabb will be on next year (put your $100 Perry Dollars to work):

• Philadelphia Eagles 7/4
• Minnesota Vikings 5/2
• Detroit Lions 3/1
• Chicago Bears 5/1
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5/1
• Field (any other team) 5/2

Have a happy Thanksgiving!!!