Dammit! We just made this mistake with Brady Quinn and then we did it again. Cowboys G Kyle Kosier (pronounced like Bernie Kosar) has been placed on injured reserve. Being placed on injured reserve ends your season. Therefore, Kosier is done for the season.

But thankfully, he’s not dead. We tend to blow things out of proportion.

The Cowboys have generally frowned upon Kosier’s torn foot ligaments this year and have decided to punish him for being a weak, weak individual.

According to a report that is unconfirmed by any living human at this point (doesn’t mean it’s not true), Jerry Jones showed Kosier tape of Emmitt Smith’s heroic performance in 1993 against the Giants. He played with a separated shoulder and still led the team to an NFC East title in that game.

“You know what I wish, Kyle?” Jones reportedly asked Kosier. “I wish you weren’t such a little bitch, that’s what I wish!”

Jones, according to these unconfirmed reports, then gave Kosier’s jaw a slight upward tap, causing his teeth to click, before walking out of the room. He then (reportedly) told his assistant to “put him on IR,” while he rolled his eyes and made a jerk-off motion with his right hand.