Dec. 30, 2008
Back in the beginning of October, I posted Make Your Own Tarvaris Jackson Photo Caption of the Day (feel free to add some photo caption ideas).
As recently as today, a Nichlas Riddel had this to say, “Hey morons, Jackson has tons of talent just lacks experience (which he is currently getting)….he will prove the doubters wrong…p.s. it’s GENIUS, not genious you dumbshit…I’m a die hard Vikes fan and it’s pissing me off how stupid and clueless the so called Vikings followers are…might be the worst fans in the NFL.”
In honor of Nichlas’ rude comment to OTR, let’s play a new game. Let’s pretend the picture to the left is Nichlas Riddel (formerly known as ‘barry’ and if you never met barry, this is a must read). This is Nichlas’ yearbook picture. Let’s play, ‘what did Nichlas write under his yearbook pitcure.’
PHOTO CAPTION: Nichlas Riddel, chess team, spelling bee runner-up to the sixth place finisher, 2-inch vertical jump champion, best part-in-hair contest winner, cutest smile, and most likely to become diabetic.
Nichlas Riddel, aka “Ritalin,” Favorite saying: “Studying is for stupid people.” Clubs: Vikings Autograph Sharing Club, Quadratic Calculus in French Club, Romanian History Club, Pinochle Club. Champion: Southeastern St. Paul Special Ed Pinochle Tournament. Other accolades: Most likely to be prolific blog commenter, Most likely to shun Jesus, Most likely to invent something already invented.
Is that a dude? Sure looks feminine to me. Well, in a butch way.
If you can earn a letter for being the 5th alternate on the debate team, dude’s “varsity sweater” must be sweet.
I like how he called out his own fanbase, and I’m wondering if this guy is related to Steve Bartman.
Nichlas Riddel: Football team towel and water boy, Dance team choreographer. “I CHOOSE to be a virgin” until I get married.