January 31, 2009 by Micah Warren
Blogging from the iPhone. I just watched the 76ers blow a double-digit second-half lead. They scored eight points in the fourth quarter shooting 11% from the field.
You serious, bitch?
January 30, 2009 by Micah Warren
How big was the deal? Find out here.
January 30, 2009 by Micah Warren
I just posted this on GCobb.com, but thought I’d add it here too.
The Eagles moved special teams coordinator Rory Segrest over to defensive line coach, following the retirement of Pete Jenkins.
They also added Ted Daisher to run the special teams now that Segrest isn’t doing it anymore.
Photo Caption: The new defensive line [...]
January 30, 2009 by Micah Warren
We know this isn’t sports, but we wanted to throw it out there. Mama’s Moonshine will be featured in an upcoming issue of Blast. Here is a song they did with Jason Wade of Lifehouse. The fact that he shares his last name with a famous basketball player makes this about sports [...]
January 29, 2009 by Micah Warren
After making a Youtube rap video in which he used derogatory terms about black people (figure it out) and gays (figure it out), Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett has decided to issue a Youtube rap apology. We’re serious.
It’s not that the apology is insincere, it’s that his rapping is absolutely awful. We guarantee he [...]
January 29, 2009 by Micah Warren
When you share a name with something that comes in packs of five and is known as a “Philly” or an “L,” it’s only a matter of time before you are arrested for selling pot.
That’s right, former NBA player Corey Blount was arrested for….you guessed it, selling pot.
Blount was indicted on two counts [...]
January 29, 2009 by Micah Warren
Former Washington Redskin John Riggins decided to pop off about the team while down at the Super Bowl. His biggest criticism? Clinton Portis.
“He’s already a headache,” Riggins said at a media briefing by Sirius satellite radio. “You mean is he going to get worse? I don’t know. I said that at the end of [...]
January 28, 2009 by Perry
Let me introduce you to the first annual Perry Dollar Prop Bets. You have $200 to place and bet on any of the prop bets listed below. The winner of this contest will win the award of writing a blog entry about what the Philadelphia Eagles need to do this offseason, which we will post [...]
January 28, 2009 by Perry
Former NBA player Jason Caffey has a warrant out for his arrest. He has failed to pay more than $200,000 in child support and legal fees to one of his baby’s mama’s and her attorney.
Paying the 200K was court ordered; therefore, Fulton County Superior Court Judge Cynthia D. Wright issued the arrest warrant on Tuesday [...]
January 28, 2009 by Micah Warren
Sources tell ESPN’s Jerry Crasnick that former Angels and White Sox pitcher Jon Garland is set to join the Diamondbacks rotation. According to Crasnick, it’s a one-year deal with a mutual option for 2010.
In 2008, Garland was 14-8 with a 4.90 ERA for the Angels.
Photo Caption: This is a really big picture.
January 28, 2009 by Micah Warren
Schefter isn’t reporting this, but apparently he believes that the previous reports from Ed Werder and Mike Lombardi have merit. Schefter apparently really believes that T.O. won’t be with the Cowboys this season and also hinted that he doesn’t think his new reality show is helping the situation.
January 28, 2009 by Micah Warren
Not sure where this came from, but we thought we’d pass it along.
This DVD comes jam-packed with the following bonus features:
-Donovan McNabb’s regurgitations in 3-D
-TO’s unedited driveway press conference, complete with abdominal workout
-A primer on Andy Reid’s famous one-liners after yet another devastating big-game loss
-Lorenzo Booker – Brian Westbrook’s Heir Apparent
But [...]
January 27, 2009 by Micah Warren
Former Buc defensive end Simeon Rice went on Sirius Satellite Radio’s “Movin’ the Chains” and gave his opinions of Jon Gruden.
“You get what you deserve,” Rice said. “That’s what Jon said. He got it now. Everybody gets what they deserve. . . .
“You look at what he did when Chris [Simms] damn near died on [...]
January 27, 2009 by Micah Warren
I wrote this up for GCobb.com, but wanted to put it here too.
Antonio Pierce took some time out of his Super Bowl media schedule to talk with my buddy Matt Mosley of ESPN.com.
As you can guess, the subject of Plaxico Burress came up. Will he be back with the Giants?
“I think it comes down to [...]
January 26, 2009 by Micah Warren
Everyone’s favorite team wrecker is getting his own reality show on VH1, the network announced today.
T.O.’s best friends and publicists, Monique Jackson and Kita Williams, will help Terrell try to get his crap together. They will act as “matchmakers and therapists” for him.
Would anyone want that job? Didn’t think so. And you [...]
January 26, 2009 by Micah Warren
Dustin Pedroia’s older brother Brett likes two things: Boys and young boys.
He is currently in Yolo County jail on $50k bail and charged with two counts of oral copulation and lewd acts with a child under 14.
It is not known at this time if the child was wearing something provocative. [...]
January 26, 2009 by Micah Warren
This needs to be discussed. Jessica needs to go easy on those jeans.
January 26, 2009 by Micah Warren
Former Vikings great Carl Eller was found guilty of fourth-degree assault of an officer and second-degree refusing to submit to a field sobriety test.
“I am just totally disappointed. Really disappointed in the system, and the way I’ve been treated,” Eller said.
But don’t worry, Eller is fighting back by putting the system on trial!
He claims in [...]
January 25, 2009 by Perry
Anthony Spencer Rule: If a player is arrested for public intoxication or disorderly conduct, that player shall receive 2 points. If that player tried giving the bar money to stay open later, that player shall receive 5 bonus points.
This rule has been added to the Fantasy Turd League Point System.
Seattle Seahawks linebacker Leroy Hill was arrested early Saturday morning on a misdemeanor charge for marijuana possession. Authorities found him passed out behind the wheel at an intersection near Atlanta.
“He was at an intersection passed out behind the wheel,” Sgt. Dwayne Taylor said. “The deputies conducted an investigation and found two bags of marijuana in [...]
January 25, 2009 by Perry
In the third quarter of Milwaukee’s game against the Sacramento Kings on Saturday night, Michael Redd landed awkwardly on his teammate Luke Ridnour’s foot. The MRI today revealed that Redd has MCL and ACL tears in his left knee.
Redd played for the gold-winning Olympic team in China this past summer and is the leading scorer [...]
January 25, 2009 by Perry
I need to make a few changes from last year’s Top ten players in the NBA.
10. Dirk Nowitzki: Dirk beats out Danny Granger because he’s been performing at a high level for more seasons. And also because he’s a better player. Granger is having a great year, but don’t be mesmerized by a player putting [...]
January 25, 2009 by Perry
Who? Jonathon Dekker. He is a Pittsburgh Steeler tight end who was placed on injured reserve (knee). Anyway, he was arrested near Old Town Alexandria for obstruction of justice early Saturday morning when police responded to a complaint.
Police said that Dekker tried to flee, but he was easily apprehended like he was a 2006 undrafted [...]
January 24, 2009 by Micah Warren
Knicks guard Nate Robinson plays Call of Duty on XBox. How do we know? He just saluted at the free-throw line. So, what’s that mean?
According to a Knicks announcer, Robinson was playing online and talking to other players. Someone asked who he was and he said he was Nate Robinson the [...]
January 24, 2009 by Micah Warren
Will Chase Utley be ready for Opening Day?
PHOTO CAPTION: Could Chase be ready on Opening Day?
January 24, 2009 by Micah Warren
Eagles safety Quintin Demps was fined $7,500 for his stupid-ass hit on Kurt Warner in the NFC Championship game. The hit drew a 15-yard penalty and could have warranted an ejection.
DT Broderick Bunkley was fined $5,000 for his own late hit on Warner.
Photo Caption: Two guys that know a thing or two about [...]
January 23, 2009 by Micah Warren
Barack and Michelle Obama are into “fisting” according to this “sexpert.”
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January 23, 2009 by Micah Warren
Chiefs head coach Herm Edwards was told not to let the door hit him in the rear end today as he was fired as head coach of the Chiefs. Ok, so that first sentence should have read “former Chiefs head coach” was fired. Right? Well, technically….
Now, Chris Mortensen is reporting that the [...]
January 23, 2009 by Micah Warren
Taye Biddle, a reserve Giants WR, visited his family in Decatur, AL recently and got more than a big hug and a hot meal while he was there. He also got shot in the hand.
Police say that there is no evidence that he did anything to provoke the shooting, which occurred outside a residence. [...]
January 22, 2009 by Micah Warren
Raise your hand if you care. Didn’t think so.

