Fantasy Turd League is off and running

The Fantasy Turd League has officially started as of the day before today which is commonly called, ‘yesterday.’ Let’s review all the teams and their respective turds:

Saluky Turds:

NFL: Philip Rivers, Chargers
NBA: Ron Artest, Rockets
NHL: Jarkko Ruutu, Senators
MLB: Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
Team: Cincinnati Bengals
Non: Mark Cuban, owner
Flex: Terrell Owens, Bills
Flex: D. J. Strawberry, Suns
Flex: Jared Allen, Vikings
Flex: Ray Lewis, Ravens

Monkey Turds:

NFL: Tank Johnson, Cowboys
NBA: Allen Iverson, Pistons
NHL: Donald Brashear, Capitals
MLB: Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
Team: Jacksonville Jaguars
Non: John Daly, PGA
Flex: Terrell Owens, Bills
Flex: Rasheed Wallace, Pistons
Flex: Darren McCarty, Red Wings
Flex: Milton Bradley, Rangers

Bangbros:

NFL: Terrell Owens, Bills
NBA: Ron Artest, Rockets
NHL: Josh Bailey, Islanders
MLB: Matt Chico, Nationals
Team: Detroit Pistons
Non: Maradona, Argentina soccer coach
Flex: Allen Iverson, Pistons
Flex: Josh Howard, Mavericks
Flex: Jeremy Shockey, Saints
Flex: Stephon Marbury, Celtics

Gangsta’s For Life:

NFL: Chris Henry, Bengals
NBA: Josh Smith, Hawks
NHL: Erik Staal, Hurricanes
MLB: Delmon Young, Twins
Team: Cincinnati Benglas
Non: John Daly, PGA
Flex: Carmelo Anthony, Nuggets
Flex: J. R. Smith, Nuggets
Flex: Steven Jackson, Rams
Flex: Kenyon Martin, Nuggets

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Inmates:

NFL: Lendale White, Titans
NBA: Rafer Alston, Magic
NHL: Ryan O’Byrne, Canadians
MLB: Scott Olsen, Nationals
Team: Oakland Raiders
Non: Tony Stewart, NASCAR
Flex: Nate Robinson, Knicks
Flex: Stephen Jackson, Warriors
Flex: Mario Manningham, Giants
Flex: Cedric Benson, Bengals

Touchdown Turdy Vardell:

NFL: Bryant McKinnie, Vikings
NBA: Ricky Davis, Clippers
NHL: Erik Johnson, Blues
MLB: Jose Guillen, Royals
Team: Jacksonville Jaguars
Non: Mike Tyson, former boxer
Flex: Ahmad Brooks, 49ers
Flex: O’Dell Thurman, Bengals
Flex: Jordan Dizon, Lions
Flex: Cedric Benson, Bengals

Colon Blowers (3-11-209)

NFL: Terrell Owens, Bills
NBA: Allen Iverson, Pistons
NHL: Mike Ribeiro, Stars
MLB: Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
NON: Zach Greer, Lacrosse
Team: Cincinnati Bengals
Flex: Paul Pierce, Celtics
Flex: Adrian Peterson, Vikings
Flex: Steve Nash, Suns
Flex: Cedric Benson, Bengals

The season will end on 11:59 PM December 31st, 2009. If at any point you want to register a team, please send your turd squad to mperry_77@hotmail.com. You can read the official rules and point system right here. Good luck to all. If at any point one of your turds commits turdery and OTR has not mentioned anything, please notify us via email or obnoxious comment.

In Fantasy Turd League January 2, 2009