The Fantasy Turd League has officially started as of the day before today which is commonly called, ‘yesterday.’  Let’s review all the teams and their respective turds:

Saluky Turds:

• NFL:  Philip Rivers, Chargers
• NBA: Ron Artest, Rockets
• NHL:  Jarkko Ruutu, Senators
• MLB:  Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
• Team:  Cincinnati Bengals
• Non:  Mark Cuban, owner
• Flex:  Terrell Owens, Bills
• Flex:  D. J. Strawberry, Suns
• Flex:  Jared Allen, Vikings
• Flex:  Ray Lewis, Ravens

Monkey Turds:

• NFL:  Tank Johnson, Cowboys
• NBA:  Allen Iverson, Pistons
• NHL:  Donald Brashear, Capitals
• MLB:  Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
• Team:  Jacksonville Jaguars
• Non:  John Daly, PGA
• Flex:  Terrell Owens, Bills
• Flex:  Rasheed Wallace, Pistons
• Flex:  Darren McCarty, Red Wings
• Flex:  Milton Bradley, Rangers

Bangbros:

• NFL:  Terrell Owens, Bills
• NBA:  Ron Artest, Rockets
• NHL:  Josh Bailey, Islanders
• MLB:  Matt Chico, Nationals
• Team:  Detroit Pistons
• Non:  Maradona, Argentina soccer coach
• Flex:  Allen Iverson, Pistons
• Flex:  Josh Howard, Mavericks
• Flex:  Jeremy Shockey, Saints
• Flex:  Stephon Marbury, Celtics

Gangsta’s For Life:

• NFL:  Chris Henry, Bengals
• NBA:  Josh Smith, Hawks
• NHL:  Erik Staal, Hurricanes
• MLB:  Delmon Young, Twins
• Team:  Cincinnati Benglas
• Non:  John Daly, PGA
• Flex:  Carmelo Anthony, Nuggets
• Flex:  J. R. Smith, Nuggets
• Flex:  Steven Jackson, Rams
• Flex:  Kenyon Martin, Nuggets

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Inmates:

• NFL:  Lendale White, Titans
• NBA:  Rafer Alston, Magic
• NHL:  Ryan O’Byrne, Canadians
• MLB:  Scott Olsen, Nationals
• Team:  Oakland Raiders
• Non:  Tony Stewart, NASCAR
• Flex:  Nate Robinson, Knicks
• Flex:  Stephen Jackson, Warriors
• Flex:  Mario Manningham, Giants
• Flex:  Cedric Benson, Bengals

Touchdown Turdy Vardell:

• NFL: Bryant McKinnie, Vikings
• NBA:  Ricky Davis, Clippers
• NHL:  Erik Johnson, Blues
• MLB:  Jose Guillen, Royals
• Team:  Jacksonville Jaguars
• Non:  Mike Tyson, former boxer
• Flex:  Ahmad Brooks, 49ers
• Flex:  O’Dell Thurman, Bengals
• Flex:  Jordan Dizon, Lions
• Flex:  Cedric Benson, Bengals

Colon Blowers (3-11-209)

• NFL:  Terrell Owens, Bills
• NBA:  Allen Iverson, Pistons
• NHL:  Mike Ribeiro, Stars
• MLB:  Manny Ramirez, Dodgers
• NON:  Zach Greer, Lacrosse
• Team:  Cincinnati Bengals
• Flex:  Paul Pierce, Celtics
• Flex:  Adrian Peterson, Vikings
• Flex:  Steve Nash, Suns
• Flex:  Cedric Benson, Bengals

The season will end on 11:59 PM December 31st, 2009.  If at any point you want to register a team, please send your turd squad to mperry_77@hotmail.com.  You can read the official rules and point system right here.  Good luck to all.  If at any point one of your turds commits turdery and OTR has not mentioned anything, please notify us via email or obnoxious comment.