Fantasy Turd League: New rule pending
By Perry

As states in the Articles of Fantasy Turd League…

Adding/Amending an Article Rule/Point System Rule: If any team owner would like to add an article rule or point system rule, they must present it to the designated league president for approval. However, the approval or disapproval can be overruled by a majority vote of the team owners.

Therefore, I present to the team owners the Jarkko Ruutu Rule:  If a player decides to bite an opponent, and is suspended for that action, that player shall receive 5 points.  If that player is successful in biting off what they were trying to bite, they shall receive 2 bonus points.  If that player bites someone on his own team and is suspended for that action, that player shall receive 25 bonus points.

This rule is pending for seven days on team owner votes.  Majority votes rule.  Team owners, please place your vote in comments.

In Fantasy Turd League January 7, 2009

Comments

5 Responses to “Fantasy Turd League: New rule pending”

  1. Perry on January 7th, 2009 7:22 pm

    Perry, team owner of Sheriff Arpaio’s Inmates, votes YES!

  2. Matt on January 7th, 2009 7:45 pm

    Saluky Turds votes YES!

  3. IceYde on January 8th, 2009 2:44 am

    Bangbros votes YES!

  4. Micah Warren on January 8th, 2009 1:57 pm

    TTT votes YES!

  5. Ben on January 8th, 2009 3:34 pm

    Gangstas For Life votes YES!

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