Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the Lions interviewed Cowboys offensive coordinator Jason Garrett on Monday for their head coaching vacancy.

The Lions’ list of candidates also includes Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, Dolphins assistant head coach Todd Bowles and Redskins secondary coach Jerry Gray.

At this point, OTR could improve that crap-ass team. In fact, it was confirmed late last night that Perry was actually interviewed for the gig, although he isn’t considered a serious candidate. OTR obtained excerpts from the interview.

William Clay Ford, Sr.: “So, Michael tell me, how can you improve the Lions?”

Perry: “Well, Christ Bill – can I call you Bill? – I think I can win a f***ing game for f***’s sake. I can swear, right? We’re amongst friends, aren’t we? Right? Right, Bill? Bill stop f***ing with me and be serious for a f***ing second. Can you do that, Bill? Sweet. And call me Perry for the love of Christ, the only person that calls me Michael is my parole officer. You’re creeping me out, Bill. Seriously, dude. So, like I said, I know I can get these sh**bags to win a f***ing game. What else do you want to know really? I told you I went to Penn St., right?”

****Perry looks down at ringing cell phone****

Perry: “Sh*t, Bill, I gotta take that, gimme a minute…..Perry here, go…”

That was the only portion that OTR was able to obtain and it’s not known how the Lions thought the interview went, although Perry seemed to think it went rather smoothly. We caught up with him shortly after the meeting with the Fords.

“What do you mean how did it go?”, Perry told OTR via text message. “I f***ing aced it. Why would you even have to ask?”

Stay tuned for the latest updates. We’ll be posting them as they happen or when we feel like it.