After a week of grueling meetings and long hours of discussion with OTR dog Mittens, it has been confirmed that Adam “Pacman” Jones was kicked off the Dallas Cowboys for being too much of a turd.
The Chris Henry Rule clearly states: If a player is kicked off his team for being too much of a turd, that player shall receive 20 points.
Therefore, the Monkey Turds for having Pacman Jones on the roster have scored 20 points. Since Pacman Jones is not on a professional sports team roster anymore, the Monkey Turds can select another player to fill that spot.
Here are the updated standings.
Update: Team Monkey Turds has replaced Pacman Jones with Tank Johnson. It has been reported that Jerry Jones can’t be more proud.
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