As states in the Articles of Fantasy Turd League…

Adding/Amending an Article Rule/Point System Rule: If any team owner would like to add an article rule or point system rule, they must present it to the designated league president for approval. However, the approval or disapproval can be overruled by a majority vote of the team owners.

Therefore, I present to the team owners the Anthony Spencer Rule:  If a player is arrested for public intoxication or disorderly conduct, that player shall receive 2 points.  If that player tried giving the bar money to stay open later, that player shall receive 5 bonus points.

This rule is pending for seven days on team owner votes.  Majority votes rule.  Team owners, please place your vote in comments.