Perry Dollars: Perry’s SuperBowl prop bets
Jan. 28
Let me introduce you to the first annual Perry Dollar Prop Bets. You have $200 to place and bet on any of the prop bets listed below. The winner of this contest will win the award of writing a blog entry about what the Philadelphia Eagles need to do this offseason, which we will post on our site. Without further ado, here are the prop bets:
What will Andrea Kremer’s first sideline report be?
- A very interesting history lesson of Ben Roethlisberger’s big games where she tells us if Big Ben did or did not wear gloves: 3-1
- She interviews Jerome Bettis on the sideline and the viewer gets nothing out of it, except the chance to run to the fridge to get another beer: 5-1
- I have no clue what it will be about because I always put my TV on mute when she speaks, but I will see the camera pan to Matt Leinart with his headset on: 7-2
- Edgerrin James’ end-of-the-season emergance; followed by Tim Hightower’s favorite player growing up: 10-1
- Something completely stupid and irrelevant: 1-1
Which quarterback’s name will John Madden say the most, not on either teams’ roster?
- Tom Brady: 3-1
- Brett Favre: 2-1
- Donovan McNabb: 4-1
- Peyton Manning: 4-1
- Ryan Leaf: 100-1
Who will flip the coin?
- John Elway: 3-1
- Lynn Swan: 4-1
- Roger Craig: 5-1
- Ted Kennedy: 100-1
Who will win the SuperBowl MVP?
- Kurt Warner: 3-1
- Willie Parker: 4-1
- Larry Fitzgerald: 5-2
- Troy Polamalu: 6-1
- Kordell Stewart: 100-1
Who will win the game?
- Pittsburgh Steelers -250
- Arizona Cardinals +210
- After a scoreless overtime Donovan McNabb declares a tie +1,110
What will Alex Flanagan’s first sideline report be?
- Anquan Fitzgerald’s contract, Larry Boldin’s contract, and an interesting idea of how the two wide receivers should combine forces and form the most devastating football player ever, Larquan Fitzboldin: 15-1
- She’ll interview halftime performer Bruce Springsteen and ask him if he is rooting for Notre Dame or the Fighting Irish: 16-1
- I really have no clue what she is saying. I’m staring at her hot face, blonde hair, and kick-ass MILF body, but is that a drunk Joe Namath next to her?: 3-1
- Something completely stupid and irrelevant: 1-1
Who will score the first touchdown of the game?
- Hines Ward: 4-1
- Larquan Fitzboldin: 6-1 (3-1 if either half scores)
- Willie Parker: 3-1
- Edgerrin James: 10-1
- Santonio Holmes: 7-2
- Todd Pinkston: 100-1
***Feel free to place the $200 on one bet or spread it out on many***
20 $ on – She interviews Jerome Bettis on the sideline and the viewer gets nothing out of it, except the chance to run to the fridge to get another beer: 5-1
20 $ on – I have no clue what it will be about because I always put my TV on mute when she speaks, but I will see the camera pan to Matt Leinart with his headset on: 7-2
20 $ on – Edgerrin James’ end-of-the-season emergance; followed by Tim Hightower’s favorite player growing up: 10-1
20 $ on – I really have no clue what she is saying. I’m staring at her hot face, blonde hair, and kick-ass MILF body, but is that a drunk Joe Namath next to her?: 3-1
30 $ on – Santonio Holmes: 7-2
30 $ on – Willie Parker: 3-1
30 $ on – Hines Ward: 4-1
30 $ on – Larquan Fitzboldin: 6-1 (3-1 if either half scores)
$200 Perry Dollars that Willie Parker scores the first TD.
$100 that John Elway will flip the coin: 3-1
$50 Edge scores first TD: 10-1
$50 I have no clue what it will be about because I always put my TV on mute when she speaks, but I will see the camera pan to Matt Leinart with his headset on: 7-2
50 on santonio holmes
50 on hines ward
25 willie parker
75 on the fitzbouldin group
$50 on Hines Ward
$100 Steelers for the win
$50 Big Ben for MVP
$50 Willie Parker MVP
$50 Warner MVP
$35 Fitzboldin 1st TD
$35 Willie Parker 1st TD
$30 Edge 1st TD