Surprise, Barry Bonds tested positive for PEDs
Feb. 3
This isn’t anything new. Everyone in their right mind new Barry Bonds did steroids/performance enhancing drugs. Nobody goes from normal-sized head to head of a mongoloid without shoving PEDs in their ass.
PHOTO CAPTION: “I piss excellence!”
OTR isn’t going into detail about what happened, you can read it here. In summary, a urine sample from Barry Bonds which was taken in 2003 tested positive for PEDs. And PED doesn’t stand for Pissing Excellent DNA. It stands for ‘I cheated and my MLB records mean nothing.’
I think it’s awfully myopic to think that Barry Bonds ever did steroids. What possible reason could he have for wanting to hit more home runs?