The Browns have released former 49er and former U. of Miami QB Ken Dorsey. Dorsey might be a nice guy (and we don’t even know if that’s the case), but he stinks at football. He had a 47.3% completion rate last season in relief of Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn. That’s total crap if you are scoring at home.

He also threw seven interceptions without a single TD pass. That is just ineptitude personified.

And just in case Bruce Gradkowski’s mom reads this site and is thinking, ‘oh nice, maybe my little Brucey will finally get a chance to play!’, forget it. They cut him too. Your phone should be ringing in the next three seconds. Just pretend you don’t know when you talk to him.