Vinny Cerrato the actor?
Feb. 11, 2009
As it turns out, Redskins GM is as good of an actor as he is a general manager. Someone uncovered a scene from “Kindergarten Ninja,” a 1984 movie that looks completely awesome based on this clip. Here is a young Cerrato trying to make it as an actor.
Correction: Thanks to the good dudes over at Extremeskins.com for doing some sleuthing. It’s actually 1994 according to IMDB.
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What a complete, total ass-clown. This explains a lot about Vinny’s work as a GM.
What worse: Vinny’s acting or Vinny’s draft picks? Talk amongst yourselves.
Good God I’ve seen better acting in 2nd grade plays. As a Skins fan, I didn’t think it was possible to hate Vinny Cerrato more, but somehow watching that incredibly stupid movie clip just made me want to choke the life out of that living turd.
Wow, that sucked. Vinny, I’m going to give you another promotion.
That shithead is responsible for the entire Redskins football operations. Think about that. Now puke.
Vinny Cerrato is the worst GM in football. And now we know he’s the world’s worst actor. Anyone surprised? At least he’s consistent… consistently incompetent.
That looks like they took everyone from a junior college acting class and rounded up some kids on the playground — then borrowed Vinny’s mom’s camera to shoot it. That totally, completely sucked.
Well, now we know why the Skins suck. Man, I’m laughing my ass off. Hey Skins fans — I bet you thought you couldn’t be more humiliated than you already are.
I’m laughing so hard my nutsack hurts. Vinny, YOU SUCK. I’m going to buy a copy of the movie, bring it to a game, and hit you in the head with it.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth………Sarge.
Epic douchebaggery.
This has the production quality and fine acting of a gay porno. I’m guessing Vinny’s a bottom?
During the draft this year, I hope ESPN plays that clip just before Vinny steps up to the podium to make his first round pick. Of course, I also hope Vinny and Danny get hit by a bus.
I was surprised to see Vinny acting. I always pictured him with his head shoved so firmly up his own ass that he can’t even walk around.
Two words:
Vinny
Cocaine
As the Director of Kindergarten Ninja, I would like to clear up some misconceptions. First of all, Vinny Cerrato earned his role on his acting merits, not because of his, uh, willingness to perform certain sexual favors. I know that because he keeps current role with the Redskins by servicing Danny Snyder, many people think that’s how he got his role in my movie. Not true. Not true at all. Sure, once in a while he would give me a tuggie or just a little oral, but I rarely made him swallow — so it doesn’t really count. Secondly, this movie was intended as a cautionary tale for youngsters — especially kindergartners — who might get into a world of drugs and violence. We had to use actors that are so personally repellent that all those children would run away screaming.
I think you can all agree that Vinny’s acting makes ANYONE run away screaming. Much like his attempt at building a football team.
Thank you.
Think about it: a guy THAT dumb is a millionaire general manager of an NFL team. This just proves that Vinny must have naked pictures of Danny humping a goat. Or maybe a video of the two of them goat-humping together while Vinny says, “Nobody messes with my precinct!”
The sad part is that Vinny is a better actor then GM.
I think Vinnie just went full retard. Maybe Snyder can get rid of Vinnie and spin the fact that he was really fired by saying he wanted to pursue a career in acting. Then link him up with Tom Cruise and have him be his stunt double.