Due to the Gerald Sensabaugh arrest, two teams in our Fantasy Turd League have scored points.  Monkey Turds and Touchdown Turdy Vardell both have the Jacksonville Jaguars as their team on their roster.

Let’s review two rules:

Marshawn Lynch Rule: A player shall receive 1 point for every traffic violation. If that traffic violation includes speeding over 100 mph, they shall receive 2 bonus points. If that traffic violation includes charges related to drag racing, they shall receive 2 bonus points.

Cincinnati Bengals Rule: Each team is allowed to draft one sports team from four of the major sports (hockey, basketball, football, and baseball). If a player or coach from that team is (or would be) awarded points from any Fantasy Turd League rule, that team will be awarded 1 point for that rule.

Therefore, Monkey Turds and Touchdown Turdy Vardell have scored one point each.  And here are the updated standings.