Feb. 17
Jacksonville Jaguars genius safety Gerald Sensabaugh has been arrested in his hometown (again) of Kingsport, Tennessee for driving with a suspended license.
He puts the “sense” in Sensabaugh. Funny, right?
But joketime aside, it wouldn’t be such a big deal if it wasn’t the third time in three years that he’s been arrested. Last year, he was locked up for reckless driving after he was found doing wheelies on a motorcycle. Because apparently, no athlete has ever ruined his career dicking around on a motorbike.
Three years ago he was arrested for speeding and carrying a firearm without a permit. People, these are not difficult laws to follow. Jesus.
The best part is that this time, he was caught with three guns in the car. But OTR, what kind of guns. We’ll tell you. He had a Bersa 380, an International Arms AK-47 and a Glock 22. An AK-47. What in the crap does an NFL player need an AK-47 for? And why would you be driving around with it?
Amazingly, he is facing no weapons charges because he had permits.
Sensabaugh is coming off of his best season in the NFL. We’d hate to see what he does in the offseason if he actually made the Pro Bowl.



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