April 1
How do you heal a torn medial collateral ligament in your knee? Some would toss a Playmate on their shoulders at a pajamas and lingerie party after the Playboy Golf Finals. Others would jump over velvet ropes. A few may cut the rug on a checkered dance floor. Los Angeles Lakers forward Andrew Bynum would do it all.
While the Lakers were getting a beat down by the Atlanta Hawks this past Sunday, Andrew Bynum was partying in Los Angeles with Playmate Nicole Narain atop his shoulders. Maybe he was looking for another injured-NBA star with a big-boobed hussy to chicken fight? However, no other NBA star was found. Why? Cause Bynum’s the only idiot.
PHOTO CAPTION: I would let Nicole Narain sit on more than just my shoulders.
In my opinion, it doesn’t matter if Bynum plays or doesn’t play, the Los Angeles Lakers are not winning the NBA championship this year. This is Lebron’s year. This is Cleveland’s year. I will put my money on a team (and yes, they are a team. It’s not just Lebron *coughs* but mostly Lebron) that is 36-1 at home.
So, Bynum, keep on partying while you can, because you sure won’t be after the NBA Finals.
Thanks to P Peppers for the heads up on this.



It’s very interesting that you dismiss the lakers’ chances like that. I won’t get too much into it because I can sense in the tone of your article that you are not the biggest lakers fan, but be realistic. They beat the cavs both games this year, and they have the best player in the league in Kobe. Lebron is amazing, I’m just waiting for him to get a ring. I think that the Lakers have a good shot at the title, with or without bynum!!
I’m not a Laker hater at all. They definitely have a shot at winning the title, but it just feels like this is Lebron’s year. I’m going with my gut. If we get a Lakers.Cavs Finals (which I believe will happen), I will be very happy. I’ll watch unbiased and hope for a memorable series.
The Cavs are playing unbelievable right now. Those two regular seasons games the Lakers won were awhile ago. They are a non-factor.
And who was the only team to beat the Cavs at home….?
The Lakers
And who was it that swept the season series between the two?
The Lakers
I’ll take that bet….
Lakers goin all the way!
This is Kobe’s year to get his first non Shaq related ring…
Bank on it.