Our Twitter buddy Chris Iafolla posted a neat item today regarding April Fool’s Day. Most everyone does the “Donovan McNabb gets traded to Detroit Lions for Calvin Johnson” type crap. But he wrote up some things that should be jokes, but aren’t. Here is his list. And if you are a Philly fan, check his site out.

We copied and pasted his list for you because we know how lazy our readers are:

- Brian Dawkins Signs With Denver Broncos

- Brett Myers works a 9 pitch walk from C.C. Sabathia and draws a standing ovation

- World Ph#$#ing Champions!!!

- McNabb is benched at Halftime

- World Series clinching game takes 4 days to play

- Billy King is hired as an analyst for NBA TV

- Marty Biron “stands on his head”

- Eagles go with defensive tackle as #1 FB

- Hank Baskett bags a Playmate

- Eagles fans want Kolb instead of McNabb (Note: Not all of them, but seriously?)

- After hitting a huge pinch hit home run in the NLCS Matt Stairs says, “When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

- Willie Green is a starting 2 guard in the NBA (sorry, couldn’t help it)

- Tony DiLeo is Sixers new head coach

- Jimmy Rollins is DH behind Derek Jeter for Team U.S.A.

- Terrell Owens is in Buffalo

- Jay Cutler wants out of Denver

- Alex Rodriguez took steroids (Wait, nevermind, we all knew that)

- Isaiah Thomas may be hired by Clippers

- Arizona Cardinals play in a Super Bowl