The St. Louis Rams signed former 2003 first-round pick Kyle Boller. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but we’re guessing the guaranteed money was in the $30 million range since he was on the market for so long.
“We are happy to add Kyle to our roster,” Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo sarcastically said while rolling his eyes and making a jerk-off motion with his right hand. “We feel that he will be a valuable addition to our team.”
Before the draft, Boller impressed then Raven head coach Brian Billick with his ability to launch a football a mile from his knees. It makes sense that this was a big selling point since that happens so often during the course of an NFL game.
Rams fans should pray for the health of Marc Bulger if they want to win more than three games this season.