Mike Perry
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March 3, 2009Geoff Hobson from Bengals.com is reporting that free-agent wide receiver Laveranues Coles is scheduled to visit the Cincinnati Bengals today if he can fight through the East Coast snow storm.
A day after losing TJ Houshmandzadeh to the Seattle Seahawks, the Bengals need to find a player to replace their most consistent third-down receiver. Despite being [...]
Former forward for the Philadelphia Flyers and Tampa Bay Lightning Steve Downie decided to slash a referee in the shin last night during an AHL game.
According to Hershey broadcaster John Walton:
“The two teams came to center ice for the face-off, and Downie stepped into the face-off circle. Linesman (Mike) Hamilton prepared to drop the puck. [...]
The Associated Press is reporting:
Two-time MVP Kurt Warner is taking a physical exam and meeting with the top brass of the San Francisco 49ers, who are in hot pursuit of the free agent quarterback.
Warner led the Arizona Cardinals to the Super Bowl last season, but hasn’t re-signed with the club. NFC West rival San Francisco [...]
With Cutler on and off the trading block, teams are beginning to emerge as potential suitors for Jay Cutler. The Minnesota Vikings are the newest team.
Mike Klis from the Denver Post reports:
An NFL source said the Detroit Lions and Minnesota Vikings also expressed interest in Cutler. But it’s unlikely the cash-strapped Broncos would want the Lions’ [...]
With reports now surfacing that free agent wide receiver TJ Houshmandzadeh did indeed leave Minnesota last night in route to Los Angeles, his future team is still uncertain.
However, it is apparent whoever offers him the most money will get his services. Rick Alonzo of the St. Pioneer Paul Press released these comments made by Houshmandzadeh:
“Ray [Lewis] spoke [...]
Jim Thomas from the St Louis-Dispacth writes that “league sources are convinced that the team is shopping Torry Holt and Orlando Pace,” he continues, “The club has been extremely tight-lipped on the futures of Holt and Pace. Then again, they’ve hardly said they fit into the team’s plans in 2009. At the NFL Scouting Combine, [...]
March 1, 2009Superstars usually make everyone around them better. In Allen Iverson’s case, he makes everyone around him worse. Well, they usually just stand around and watch as he dribbles the ball and ruins any flow in the offense.
However, the good thing for the Detroit Pistons is Allen Iverson’s hurt and Richard Hamilton is finally back in [...]
Adam Schefter from the NFL Network is reporting that the Denver Broncos have reached an agreement with former Miami Dolphins CB Andre Goodman to a five-year, $25 million contract that includes $10 million in guaranteed crisp dollar bills.
PHOTO CAPTION: Oops, looks like Brett Favre threw another interception.
Goodman, 30, started all 16 games for the Dolphins [...]
As being reported by ABC:
CLEARWATER, FL — The Coast Guard is searching for a missing fishing boat about 50 miles off-shore in the Gulf of Mexico.
According to Coast Guard officials, the 21-foot fishing boat left from a boat ramp in Clearwater Pass Saturday about 6:30 am with 4 people on board.
A dispatcher told ABC Action News [...]
Detroit Pistons forward Rasheed Wallace was fined $25,000 by the league Friday for his actions after his ejection in the team’s 90-87 loss at New Orleans on Wednesday night.
Therefore, the Monkey Turds have scored 2.5 points, because Rasheed Wallace is on their roster, based on this rule:
Bill Romanowski Rule: If a player is fined by [...]
When the Denver Broncos visit Lincoln Financial Field this up coming season why not have an “orange out”? For those of you who purchase the #20 Brian Dawkins Broncos jersey, wear it to the game. For those of you who do not, wear any orange to the game. Maybe a Flyers jersey or an orange [...]
February 28, 2009Vic Lombardi of CBS4 reported that the Denver Broncos were in talks with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New England Patriots in an effort to land Matt Cassel.
Per Lombardi, “The Broncos had a three-way deal in the works late last night with the Patriots and Buccaneers. The proposed trade would’ve sent Cutler to Tampa and [...]
Who respects Brian Dawkins more? The franchise he gave his blood, sweat, and tears to for 13 seasons or the Denver Broncos? Sadly enough the answer is the Denver Broncos. How pathetic is that?
Per Adam Schefter, Brian Dawkins has gotten a five-year, $17 million deal in Denver. The deal includes $7.2 million in guaranteed money [...]
Adam Schefter of NFL Network is reporting that Matt Cassel has been traded to the Kansas City Chiefs.
This will come as a complete surprise to many NFL fans who recognize an amazing quarterback when they see one. And Tyler Thigpen is just that. Don’t be too sure Matt Cassel will take over the starting role [...]
It is clearly apparent now the Philadelphia Eagles front office has no heart or understanding. Joe Banner and Andy Reid might be geniuses in their own minds, but Philadelphia Eagles fans won’t tolerate them anymore. Letting Brian Dawkins, the heart and soul of the Philadelphia Eagles, sign with the Denver Broncos was a slap in [...]
February 27, 2009The word on the street is that Brian Dawkins has agreed to a deal with the Denver Broncos worth $4 million for next year. I wonder why he didn’t accept the $1 million offer from the Eagles?
PHOTO CAPTION: Isiah Thomas can’t believe Brian Dawkins won’t be wearing an Eagles uniform next year.
Denver will be visiting [...]
In what will become one of the worst NFL signings in football history, the Washington Redskins signed Albert Haynesworth to a seven-year, $100 million deal, including $41 million in guaranteed money.
PHOTO CAPTION: Albert Haynesworth stomps into Washington with a super-inflated contract.
Albert got his pay day. Now it’s time for him to eat, get fat, not [...]
Here we go again. Free agency cometh and Daniel Snyder spendeth. It actually is becoming quite a joke down in the D.C. area. I can’t imagine being a Redskins fan and watching my team completely make horrible decisions, spend ridiculous amounts of money, and never ever try to build through the draft.
Anyway, CB DeAngleo Hall [...]
Stephon Marbury is a horrible basketball player with a stupid tattoo on his head. This recent news about his contract getting bought out and him going to the Boston Celtics has no relevance to the NBA whatsoever. He sucks.
The Boston Celtics can win without him and they have. Actually, they are better suited to repeat [...]
Philadelphia center Daniel Briere is eyeing to return this Friday night when the Flyers host the Montreal Canadians of Canada.
Briere has missed 33 games this year with groin injuries. In the nine games Daniel has played in this season, he registered five goals and four assists. If you do the math, that’s averaging a point [...]
I was listening to Howard Eskin on 610 WIP on the way home from the gym today. Yeah, I’m pretty ripped. And Eskin stated that ‘he could see the Philadelphia Eagles trading Reggie Brown to the Rams for Torry Holt.’
Howard Eskin is pretty tuned into the Philadelphia Eagles and doesn’t throw stupid talk around like [...]
The Philadelphia Eagles have re-signed cornerback Joselio Hanson to a five-year, $21 million deal with $6 million in guaranteed money.
PHOTO CAPTION: Awesome tackle!
Joselio now makes more than Lito Sheppard and Sheldon Brown.
With this signing, Eagles fans can pretty much guarantee that Lito Sheppard is on his way out via trade at some point during this [...]
Owner, Jerry Buss: On May 29th, 2007, this 75-year old Lakers owner was placed under arrest and booked for investigation of drunken driving and driving with a blood-alcoholic content of 0.08 and above. He was pulled over shortly before 1am in his Mercedes-Benz station wagon after driving the wrong way. Not the wrong way home, [...]
February 17, 2009Due to the Gerald Sensabaugh arrest, two teams in our Fantasy Turd League have scored points. Monkey Turds and Touchdown Turdy Vardell both have the Jacksonville Jaguars as their team on their roster.
Let’s review two rules:
Marshawn Lynch Rule: A player shall receive 1 point for every traffic violation. If that traffic violation includes speeding over [...]
Father of the year Jason Richardson was arrested and charged with reckless driving, excessive speeding and failure to use a child seat, and the Phoenix Suns have suspended him for one game without pay for this arrest.
A Scottsdale police officer clocked Jason at 90 mph in a 35 mph zone and when he pulled him [...]
Adam Schefter over at NFL.com is reporting that Carolina is making a strong a push to sign free-agent offensive tackle Jordan Gross by Thursday, which is the last day a franchise tag can be used. If Gross is signed, it would enable Carolina to slap the tag on Julius Peppers even though Peppers stated that [...]
February 16, 2009The Amateur Boxing Association of England (ABAE) recently turned down Sarah Blewden’s application because of a surgery she had in 2003 which enlarged her breasts to a beautiful, more-than-a-handful 32C.
“International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue,” said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE.
“The [...]
…I never ever want to see that headline. I will puke.
I was clowning around with my DVR and decided to push play on the green-highlighted item that read “Monday Night Football.” It so happened to be the Cleveland Browns visiting the Philadelphia Eagles. It started playing in the 4th quarter (I guess where I left [...]
The Associate Press is reporting:
Pro golfer Jim Thorpe has been charged with failing to pay $1.6 million in federal taxes, which is the main reason the government is behind schedule on the stimulus plan.
The charges filed Wednesday in federal court in Orlando accuse Thorpe of failing to pay taxes on income he earned in 2002, [...]
As being reported by the New York Post:
Coming this April to a bookstore near you, Straw: Finding My Way, a story written by Darryl Strawberry about drugs, alcohol, women, and the New York Mets in the mid-1980’s; co-starring Keith Hernandez, Dwight Gooden, Lee Mazzilli, Ron Darling, Lenny Dykstra, Ray Knight and Mookie Wilson.
PHOTO CAPTION: The [...]
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