April 6, 2009 by Micah Warren  

LA Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested early Monday morning on suspicion of drunken driving. Officers spotted his Rolls-Royce (seriously? Zach Randolph has a Rolls?) weaving on Interstate 405 following the Clips loss to the Lakers.
Police smelled booze inside the car and promptly arrested him. He was later free on $5,000 bail. [...]

April 4, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Former first-round bust and made-for-NFL QB Todd Marinovich is back in trouble for not showing up to a drug rehab appointment or whatever they are called. The programs were court-ordered after Marinovich pleaded guilty to possession of methamphetamine and resisting arrest two years ago.
A violation of his probation could result in three [...]

March 28, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Former Dallas Cowboys LB Vinson Smith was arrested on a felony charge of breaking and entering, felony assault inflicting serious bodily injury and carrying a concealed weapon. Smith is now a bail bondsman and apparently he pistol whipped some dude he was trying to arrest.
The article tells the story pretty well, no [...]

March 22, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Former Tampa Bay Buc and current Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Cornell Green is a little bit different than you and I. You and I aren’t necessarily inclined to hit a woman with an aluminum mop handle. But Cornell Green seems to have no problem with it.
Green was arrested at an airport on charges [...]

March 20, 2009 by Micah Warren  

We spoke to a source close to the situation who confirmed that the media reports are true and that Donte Stallworth did indeed blow a 0.12. The source also explained that Florida doesn’t screw around with this stuff.
If he escapes jail time we’d be shocked.
Photo Caption: Not Stallworth’s car.

March 1, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Denver Broncos genius WR Brandon Marshall has been arrested…again.
This time, it’s for disorderly conduct. It’s not clear what the issue was, but we know he was released on $300 bond.
This is Marshall’s fourth arrest since 2006, which officially makes him a great citizen. He’s now facing the possibility of starting the [...]

February 27, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Things just get better and better for Quincy Carter. Now, he’s been arrested for DUI and marijuana possession after police found that he had been drinking and driving and possessing marijuana.
Not sure who has him in the Fantasy Turd League.

February 24, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Lendale White isn’t going to be charged with a crime. But that doesn’t mean that he didn’t beat Leslie Joe Hoch (we think it’s a man) with a belt and belt buckle until Leslie had to go to the hospital for treatment on February 14th.
β€œHe has not been charged and will not be charged,’’ [...]

February 17, 2009 by Micah Warren  

Uh, ohhhhh. Marshawn Lynch was arrested recently for felony possession of a concealed firearm. But, things just got a wee bit worse for Lynch.
Now, Captain Dave Tankenson tell WGRZ in Buffalo that Lynch was caught in the car with pot. Sort of.
“They (officers) knocked on the window of the car. Someone unrolled [...]