Nelson may return for Orlando in finals

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A spokesman for the Orlando Magic  said Sunday that All-Star point guard Jameer Nelson may return to the lineup for the NBA finals., which begin Thursday night in Los Angeles.
Joel Glass said Nelson’s shoulder rehabilitation, which has sidelined him since February, has been moving forward ahead of schedule but his status is still uncertain for [...]

In Basketball June 1, 2009 

Manu Ginobili is out for the season

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San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili’s right ankle has taken a turn for the worse.  The Spurs said tests showed Ginobili had an increased narrow edema and stress fracture in his right distal fibula.  I have no clue what that means; however, it will keep him out for the rest of the season, including the [...]

In Basketball April 6, 2009 

Zach Randolph rocks the party

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LA Clippers forward Zach Randolph was arrested early Monday morning on suspicion of drunken driving. Officers spotted his Rolls-Royce (seriously? Zach Randolph has a Rolls?) weaving on Interstate 405 following the Clips loss to the Lakers.
Police smelled booze inside the car and promptly arrested him. He was later free on $5,000 bail. [...]

In Arrest, Basketball April 6, 2009 

Allen Iverson out for season, hopefully forever

By Perry | 25 Comments

The most selfish player to ever play in the NBA, Allen Iverson, is out for the remainder of the season for the Detroit Pistons with a so-called ‘hurt back.’
Earlier this week Iverson whined about coming off the bench and that he’d rather retire than become a team player.  Throughout Iverson’s career it has always been [...]

In Basketball April 4, 2009 

Andrew Bynum rocks the party

By Perry | 3 Comments

How do you heal a torn medial collateral ligament in your knee?  Some would toss a Playmate on their shoulders at a pajamas and lingerie party after the Playboy Golf Finals.  Others would jump over velvet ropes.  A few may cut the rug on a checkered dance floor.  Los Angeles Lakers forward Andrew Bynum would [...]

In Basketball April 1, 2009 

Fantasy Turd League: Monkey Turds and Bangbros score

By Perry | 1 Comment

Detroit Pistons forward Rasheed Wallace was suspended for one game for committing too many technical fouls.  He picked up his 16th technical foul last night against Cleveland.  Cleveland has won 13 straight games, so I am assuming Detroit lost to Cleveland last night?  The game Sheed will miss already happened, which was tonight, so make [...]

In Basketball, Fantasy Turd League April 1, 2009 

Iggie on Jimmy

By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment

For our new friend Mr. P. Peppers, who thoroughly ripped my opinion of Andre Iguodala (scroll down to Thaddeus Young post to read the fireworks) and clearly likes Perry better than me (who doesn’t?), here is a link to Andre Iguodala on Jimmy Fallon.
Mr. Peppers sent us this link and we like it. We’ve [...]

In Basketball April 1, 2009 

April Fool’s jokes that weren’t

By Micah Warren | 1 Comment

Our Twitter buddy Chris Iafolla posted a neat item today regarding April Fool’s Day. Most everyone does the “Donovan McNabb gets traded to Detroit Lions for Calvin Johnson” type crap. But he wrote up some things that should be jokes, but aren’t. Here is his list. And if you are a [...]

In Baseball, Basketball, Football, Hockey April 1, 2009 

Thaddeus out 2-3 weeks

By Micah Warren | 41 Comments

Sixers small forward – who actually plays other positions because Andre Iguodala can’t hit a jump shot and just play the two – Thaddeus Young will be out 2-3 weeks with an injured ankle sustained in Tuesday night’s victory over the Atlanta Hawks.
The bone isn’t broken, but MRI results show a sprain and a bone [...]

In Basketball, Injuries April 1, 2009 

John Calipari gets Kentucky job

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The title of this post might sound a little kinky, but it only means that John Calipari is leaving Memphis to become the head coach of the Kentucky Wildcats.
Calipari will receive an eight-year, $31.65 million deal plus incentives, according to the university, making him the highest-paid coach in college basketball. The school also will pay [...]

In Basketball March 31, 2009 

Fantasy Turd League: Saluky Turds score

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The NBA slapped Mavericks owner Mark Cuban with a $25,000 fine Sunday for publicly criticizing the officials after Denver’s 103-101 win over Dallas.
One of the rules states:
Bill Romanowski Rule: If a player is fined by the team or league he plays for, that player shall receive points based on the dollar amount of the fine [...]

In Basketball, Fantasy Turd League March 30, 2009 

Gilbert Arenas set to return against Pistons

By Perry | 2 Comments

Washington Wizards shoot-first guard Gilbert Arenas is scheduled to return on Saturday against the Detroit Pistons after missing every single game this season.
Gilbert has been battling a left-knee injury for the past couple seasons and has undergone three surgeries in an 18-month span to try to correct the problem.  Nothing has been said about fixing [...]

In Basketball March 25, 2009 

UNC’s Ty Lawson will play against Gonzaga

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Ty Lawson who has been battling an injury with his toe that kept him out of the ACC tournament is feeling much better and expected to playagainst Gonzaga in their sweet-sixteen match-up Friday night.
The point guard was a major factor in UNC’s second round victory over LSU scoring 23 points with six assists and providing [...]

In Basketball March 25, 2009 

Allen Iverson stimulus plan

By Perry | 24 Comments

Stemming from a 2005 bar fight, loser-thug Allen Iverson must infuse the pockets of Marlin Godfrey with $260,ooo, a federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday.  Godfrey and another patron, David Anthony Kittrell, sued Iverson for $20 million, but the jury decided not to award punitive damages and only compensate Godfrey $10,000 for his medical bills [...]

In Basketball March 25, 2009 

No Calhoun for UConn

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UConn will be without head coach Jim Calhoun today due to illness. His doctors didn’t feel like it was a good idea to be with the team and coaching today.
How many millions of people wish they could now go back and change their brackets? Chattanooga is already out and running. As of [...]

In Basketball, NCAA March 19, 2009 

Whew!! Memphis barely survives

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The #2-seeded Memphis Tigers barely survived the beast that was the #15 Cal St. Northeridge. After trailing during various points of the second half, they finally got their stuff together and took care of business 81-70.
There is a collective sigh across offices all over the country by so many folks that had Memphis winning [...]

In Basketball March 19, 2009 

Fantasy Turd League: Gangstas For Life Score

By Perry | 1 Comment

The Denver Nuggets have suspended Carmelo Anthony for one game for an “in-game transgression” Sunday against Indiana.
Vice president of player personnel Rex Chapman didn’t elaborate on what Anthony did and reporters sitting courtside didn’t see anything, but Chapman had this to say, “There is a code of conduct that we take very seriously, especially from [...]

In Basketball, Fantasy Turd League March 3, 2009 

With Iverson out Pistons start to win again

By Perry | 1 Comment

Superstars usually make everyone around them better.  In Allen Iverson’s case, he makes everyone around him worse.  Well, they usually just stand around and watch as he dribbles the ball and ruins any flow in the offense.
However, the good thing for the Detroit Pistons is Allen Iverson’s hurt and Richard Hamilton is finally back in [...]

In Basketball March 1, 2009 

NBA headed for disaster?

By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment

Is the NBA headed towards labor problems?

In Basketball February 26, 2009 

Harris stuns 76ers

By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment

This is from Monday night and we aren’t sure why it took us so long to post. We watched the game and were stunned by this play. Andre Iguodala goes to the free-throw line with the game tied and 1.8 seconds left on the clock. Game over, right? All he has [...]

In Basketball February 25, 2009 

Top 10 most awkward sports interviews

By Micah Warren | 1 Comment

This is worth watching.

In Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, ESPN, Football, Hockey February 24, 2009 

Stephon Marbury completely sucks

By Perry | 4 Comments

Stephon Marbury is a horrible basketball player with a stupid tattoo on his head.  This recent news about his contract getting bought out and him going to the Boston Celtics has no relevance to the NBA whatsoever.  He sucks.
The Boston Celtics can win without him and they have.  Actually, they are better suited to repeat [...]

In Basketball February 24, 2009 

Barkley headed to jail

By Micah Warren | 4 Comments

Thanks to our friends at TMZ.com for tipping us off on this one. Charles Barkley is indeed heading to jail.
Barkley plead guilty to two counts of driving under the influence and pleaded “responsible” to running a stop sign in the Scottsdale incident.
Barkley was sentenced to 10 days in jail, but will only [...]

In Basketball February 23, 2009 

Perry’s All-NBA All-DUI First Team

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Owner, Jerry Buss:  On May 29th, 2007, this 75-year old Lakers owner was placed under arrest and booked for investigation of drunken driving and driving with a blood-alcoholic content of 0.08 and above.  He was pulled over shortly before 1am in his Mercedes-Benz station wagon after driving the wrong way.  Not the wrong way home, [...]

In Basketball February 19, 2009 

Knicks acquire Larry Hughes

By Micah Warren | 2 Comments

Sources tell ESPN that the New York Knicks have acquired Larry Hughes in exchange for Tim Thomas, Anthony Roberson and Jerome James.
Hughes was in the doghouse with the Bulls and they agreed to seek a trade a few weeks ago. Hughes and Thomas have now played for a total of 53 teams.
PHOTO CAPTION: “Look [...]

In Basketball, Trades, Transactions February 19, 2009 

Did You Know?: Bill Russell faced racism

By Micah Warren | 2 Comments

No, no, no, wait. Hear us out. We want to start posting random facts so that you, the reader, can sound even smarter at the water cooler at work. But it’s true that former Celtics center Bill Russell faced racism in the ’60’s. Not many people know that, but that’s not [...]

In Basketball, Did You Know February 17, 2009 

How to avoid choking under pressure

By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment

Scientific American magazine has a great article on how to avoid choking under pressure.
There are quite a few athletes that might want to read that article, so pass it around if you are friends with some of them. And I’m not talking about Donovan McNabb because I think his “choking” is much [...]

In Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Cycling, Football, Golf, Hockey, NASCAR, Olympics February 17, 2009 

Kevin Garnett and the Holy Grail

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This is pretty funny. Thanks to Fooks for passing this along. Kevin Garnett’s new Gatorade commercial parodies “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” One of the greatest movies of all time.

In Basketball, Media February 17, 2009 

Jason Richardson likes to go fast

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Father of the year Jason Richardson was arrested and charged with reckless driving, excessive speeding and failure to use a child seat, and the Phoenix Suns have suspended him for one game without pay for this arrest.
A Scottsdale police officer clocked Jason at 90 mph in a 35 mph zone and when he pulled him [...]

In Basketball February 17, 2009 

Porter out and Gentry in?

By Micah Warren | Leave a Comment

According to multiple team sources, Suns head coach Terry Porter will be fired on Monday and assistant coach Alvin Gentry will replace him.
Porter, in his first year as head coach, saw the team hit a rough spot recently, going 6-10 for a 28-23 record at the All-Star Break.

In Basketball, Hired/Fired, Transactions February 15, 2009 

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