Here is the Dickipedia on Mel Kiper, Jr. We hate to post this (although we didn’t actually write it, it’s from Dickipedia.org, although some of you idiots will still ask why we wrote it) because he’s a friend of a friend. But it is NFL Draft time so we think it needs to [...]

Here is the current entry (which is quite amusing) on wikipedia about your beloved Philadelphia Eagles president Joe Banner:
Joe “nickel bags” Banner(born February 13, 1953) is a President/Chief Operating Officer for the Philadelphia Eagles.  He also let Brian Dawkins, unarguably the team’s best player for the past decade as well as an irreplaceable locker room leader, [...]

Another entry from Dickipedia. Today is Roger Clemens.
William Roger Clemens (born August 4, 1962, in Dayton, Ohio), is a starting pitcher for the New York Yankees, one of the preeminent pitchers in Major League Baseball history, an alleged user of steroids and human growth hormone, and a dick.
Clemens has won seven Cy Young Awards. [...]

Yes, it’s time for another Dickipedia entry. Why? Because it pisses you people off so much. AGAIN: We didn’t write this. Just copying and pasting (poorly, we might add).
The Olympic Games (born 776 BC) is an international multi-sport event, a contest to see which country’s chemists can concoct the [...]

We suspect that an A-Rod Dickipedia entry is being written as we speak. But, in the meantime, here is the Dickipedia on the guy that traded for him and paid him assloads of cash: George Steinbrenner. Here ya go:
George Steinbrenner (born July 4, 1930 in Rocky River, Ohio) often known as “The [...]

Today’s Dickipedia is on Kobe Bryant. AGAIN, we didn’t write this.
Kobe Bean Bryant (born August 23, 1978) is a shooting guard for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association, a “rapper,” a “raper,” a husband, a father, and a dick.
Yes, his middle name is Bean. Also, if you were thinking [...]

Here’s another Dickipedia entry from Dickipedia.org. AGAIN, we did not write this, we are just passing it along.
Barry Lamar Bonds (born July 24, 1964 in Riverside, California) is a Major League Baseball player, a widely suspected steroids user, and a dick. He played for the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1986-1992, and for the [...]

Hello to all the new readers we’ve had the past few days. We hope we were sufficiently obnoxious/helpful/annoying/informative during that time. We’re here to serve you, the reader.
We’re working hard in the OTR newsroom to collect relevant sports information that you may or may not care about. Or flat-out don’t care about, [...]

Today’s Dickipedia goes to our personal friend (he has no idea who we are) Tom Brady. Everyone should throw hate speech into the the comments as though we were the ones that wrote this.
Tom Edward Patrick Brady, Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is a football player, future Hall of Famer, insufferable golden [...]

Michael Dwayne Vick (born June 26, 1980 in Newport News, VA) is a suspended professional quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons, a philanthropist, a felon, and a dick. Growing up in Newport News, VA, Vick managed to avoid getting caught up in the kind of criminal activity often glamorized in impoverished African-American ghettos, allowing him to [...]

A friend of OTR that we’d rather not name tipped us off to a site called Dickipedia.org. You guessed it, it’s Wikipedia for people that are dickheads. So, we figure we’ll post some of the sports-related entries.
Today, Lance Armstrong:
Early Life
Lance Armstrong began his dick time trials as Lance Edward Gunderson, son of [...]