Vick laughed at injured dogs
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Wow. Another report on Michael Vick’s illegal dog activities.
Asomugha most underrated player in NFL history?
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Per Adam Schefter of NFLN, Nnamdi Asomugha is the most underrated player in NFL history according to Broncos coach Mike Shanahan.
“He is the most underrated football player in the history of the game,” Shanahan said of Asomugha.
“I can’t believe this guy hasn’t been to the Pro Bowl or people don’t talk about him [...]
Felix Jones is done for the year
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Dallas Cowboys RB Felix Jones will be shelved for the year on IR after it was found that he’ll need surgery to repair a ligament in his toe. He’s proven to be explosive, but only played in six games this year due to hamstring issues.
Because he is out for the year, he becomes a [...]
Ocho benchedo
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Take Chad Johnson out of your lineups tonight because he has been benched for missing a team meeting.
Westbrook is hurt pretty badly
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G. Cobb was over at practice today and he said Brian Westbrook is definitely more banged up than the team is leading on. Westbrook even said that his high-ankle sprain is preventing him from really cutting.
And now, Jason La Canfora of the Washington Post says that he keeps hearing the same thing:
“I continue to [...]
Pacman doesn’t have problem with booze
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A source has told the Dallas Morning News that the alcohol treatment center from which Pacman Jones has just “graduated,” says that Pacman doesn’t have a problem with booze.
In our opinion, this is terrible, terrible news for Pacman. This means that he’s just a flat-out asshole with no excuse.
Drop your shorts
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This past Sunday in an Italian league soccer match-up between Catania and Torino, three players from the Catania team dropped their shorts. This is the newest, creative strategy that is used to block the goaltender’s vision of the ball. Nothing better than to confuse the keeper with a pair of balls in order to block his site of the soccer ball.
And [...]
Pacman Jones will know his status this week
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Gentleman and scholar Adam “Pacman” Jones will learn his fate this week after completing an alcohol treatment program that was ordered after he got into a li’l bit of a scuffle with a body guard at a hotel.
“Adam has been through a period of time where he’s gone through medical evaluations and I [...]
ESPN & BCS reach huge deal
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As reported on ESPN, “ESPN and the BCS announced the deal on Tuesday. It includes exclusive television, radio, digital, international and marketing rights for the Fiesta, Orange and Sugar Bowls from 2011-2014 and the BCS title game from 2011 to 2013.”
This means the Fiesta, Orange and Sugar Bowls, plus the BCS Championship Game, will be [...]
Tony Romo and Justin Tuck meet at a party
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I was watching Animal House about five minutes ago and when this scene played a thought crossed my mind…”this is exactly what would happen if Justin Tuck ran into Tony Romo at a fraternity party.” I’m pretty sure of it. Oh, and guess who is who. Enjoy.
Donovan isn’t alone
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Donovan McNabb is getting skewered in the national and local media this week for admitting that he didn’t know that NFL games could end in a tie.
Do I think he and every other NFL player should know this rule? Yes, I do. But the fact is, he didn’t. And several other players [...]
McNabb didn’t know? Gimmie a break
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Donovan McNabb knew the game would end in a tie if nobody scored in overtime. I don’t care what he said during the post-game interview. He knew.
He was doing the whole “playing-dumb-because-that-is-such-a-stupid-rule-and-I-can’t-believe-we-just-tied-the-Bengals” card. Donovan has played in 12 OT games during his NFL career. If you honestly fell for that whole “he didn’t know” crap, [...]
Perry’s deep thoughts on the Eagles
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I don’t know where to start, so let me list some thoughts on yesterday, the season, and what the hell is going on with the Philadelphia Eagles.
PHOTO CAPTION: “My turn?”
When did McNabb start playing the quarterback position like he is 5-foot-7 inches tall?
When will Andy Reid realize the “throw the ball into a large mass of [...]
My Thoughts Eagles/Bengals
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The Giants almost did it. The Cowboys almost did it. But the Eagles were the ones that actually found a way to not beat the Cincinnati Bengals. Well done, let’s look at the game:
What I liked…
-The defense was pretty good I guess.
-We done here? Good.
…and not so much…
-Someone explain to me [...]
McNabb doesn’t know the rules
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After the Eagles tied the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday, Donovan McNabb said in his press conference that he thought they played another overtime. Ummmm…..no.
Correll Buckhalter thought the same thing. So I wonder who in the hell is in charge of telling the players the damn rules.
No Bob Sanders for today
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The Houston Texans just got a lot better this week. Bob Sanders (knee), the safety that changes everything for the Colts defense, will not play today.
Kareem McKenzie keeps it going
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Giants offensive tackle Kareem McKenzie was arrested last night in Little Falls, NJ for DUI.
“We are aware of the situation with Kareem,” Coughlin said. “I spoke to him this morning. He is extremely remorseful. The legal process will take its course, and the league will handle this matter. Nobody will be harder on [...]
You may want to sit Steven Jackson this week
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According to the St. Louis Dispatch, Steven Jackson won’t even be on the flight to San Francisco, which will seriously decrease the chances of him playing on Sunday.
Jackson will instead see a specialist to get help with his strained thigh, which has not responded well to treatment.
Is this Jack Ikegwuonu?
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PFT posted this picture of Eagles injured reserve/rookie/whatever/cornerback/fourth-round pick Jack Ikegwuonu. Whatcha crushin’ over there, Jack?….painkillers?! We always think it’s a good idea to engage in illegal drug use while you are already waiting for legal issues to be resolved stemming from theft of an XBox.
Jeffrey Kim: Eagles’ philosophy is flawed
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From my good friend Jeffrey Kim, who emailed me his issues with the Birds:
I can barely even talk about the Eagles right now. I am still fuming over Sunday night’s game. Every time I think about it I just see red. The team’s flaws are so obvious; they have been exposed for everybody to see. [...]
Portis has MCL sprain
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Clinton Portis revealed this week that he has a grade-2 MCL sprain in his knee, which will typically take 3-4 weeks of recovery time.
“Right now I can’t straighten it out,” he said of his left leg. “I just started bending it today. So hopefully by the end of the week. We’ve got five days, so [...]
Cadillac activated
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have activated Cadillac Williams, who is returning from a torn patellar tendon that has kept him out for what seems like 10 years.
To make room for him, the Bucs cut former first-round pick (of the Vikings in 2001) Michael Bennett.
Tatum Bell signs with Broncos
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Former Lion and current thief Tatum Bell has signed with the Broncos and will play this week.
Wow…that desperate?
Seems like the Broncos are so hungry that they could eat a sandwich from a gas station.
Lions getting laughed at
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Yeah, but not like they normally get laughed at. Usually, the Lions get laughed at by people like their coaches and mothers and coaches’ mothers. But now, according to Kevin Smith, even the opposing teams are getting in on the action. He says the Jaguars actually laughed at them on Sunday.
“They were [...]
Tom Brady update
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Is his 2009 season in jeopardy?
Shirley you weren’t found guilty of drunk driving
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I was, and stop calling me Shirley.
Actually, it’s ok to call him Shirley because that’s his name. Former Fresno State Bulldog and current (surprise!) Cincinnati Bengal Jason Shirley has been found guilty of drinking and driving and hit and run. On October 8, 2007, Shirley backed his car into an apartment [...]
Jets add Law and Order to locker room
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Not necessarily, but they did add Law. As in, Ty Law. The Jets signed Law to a one-year deal according to NFL Network’s Adam Schefter, who thinks he’s so damn smart.
“This is going to be different playing Thursday night against the Patriots, matching up against my former team and the players [...]
More fun for Larry!
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Remember how Larry Johnson got charged with simple assault about a month ago for spitting in a woman’s face and threatening her boyfriend? Ummm…yeah. Well, that broad is now suing him for punitive damages.
Ashley N. Stewart is seeking money for negligence, assault and battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of [...]
Cribbs agrees with Lewis
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Josh Cribbs, the best special teamer in the NFL (let’s see Devin Hester cover a punt like Cribbs), agrees with Browns RB Jamal Lewis’ assessment that some guys quit in Thursday’s loss to the Broncos.
“When you have a team like that that comes into our house and we’re capable of beating them, that’s [...]
Shockey “hated” by some Saints
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According to a PFT source, Jeremy Shockey is “hated” by some teammates and coaches for on- and off-field behavior.
“Things in London, things in practice, things in games,” the source said.
What a complete and total ass. You’d think he’d make an effort to be a team guy, considering the fact that he is always hurt [...]
My Thoughts Eagles/Giants
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You can make several arguments for why the Eagles lost this game.
They controlled the ball for about one second of the first quarter and I’m really not exaggerating too much. They couldn’t stop the run if they were paid to do so (which they are). The two turnovers led to six points and [...]
Steelers cut Davenport
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The guy that famously took a dump in a female student’s dorm closet while at the University of Miami has been released by the Steelers for the second time this season.
The only team that we can think of that might be interested in signing him is the Patriots. They love running backs and they [...]
NFL rescinds Tuck fine
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The NFL has rescinded the $7,500 fine on Giants DE and manbeast Justin Tuck. Supposedly, Roger Goodell hadn’t even seen the hit until Tuck appealed the fine.
As we see it, it was a clean hit that shouldn’t have even been a penalty let alone a shot to Tuck’s wallet.
“The officials are instructed [...]
Jamal Lewis lays into teammates
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Brown RB Jamal Lewis ripped into some unknown teammates following the Browns loss to the Broncos on Thursday night.
“This is the NFL, you can’t call it quits until the game is over,” the former jailbird said. “But it looks to me like some people called it quits before that. Denver was down, but [...]
Allen fined $50k
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Jared Allen just got fined $50,000 for two low hits on Matt Schaub last week. The video is below, it’s pretty dirty looking.
DeAngelo to the Redskins
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Adam Schefter of NFL Network is reporting that the Redskins have agreed to a one-year deal with former Falcon and Raider corner DeAngelo Hall.
Hall is so overrated it’s not even funny, although he will provide depth. They signed him for a prorated $1 million salary, so it’s not a big deal if he stinks.
Asomugha to get the franchise tag again
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Nnamdi Asomugha, who could be the best cornerback in the NFL, will get franchised again by the Raiders after this season according to Adam Schefter.
The Raiders will owe Asomugha $11.7 million for next season, but that’s a small price to pay for a guy how has been targeted a total of 10 times this year. [...]
Joey Porter costs his alma mater 15 yards
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Way to go, Joey. Can’t find him? He’s the dope jumping around in the end zone with the white t-shirt.
Peace out, DeAngelo
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The Raiders have waived 24-year old DeAngelo Hall. He’ll have to clear through waivers before he can sign with another team.
The Raiders paid Hall $8 million and gave up second and fifth-round draft picks. Well done, Raiders.
Caitlin has good excuse
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It turns out, the Patriots cheerleader didn’t really pay any attention to what was written on that guy she took pictures with. Per her quote to TMZ, the guy’s costume was someone who was passed out and got written on. Then he actually did passed out and got written on some more.
“The kid [...]
Sean the punter
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This is great. I’m not sure if he’s serious though. Supposedly this was actually sent to the Panthers.
How to get fired from the Patriots
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Cheerleader Caitlin Davis was kicked off of the Patriots payroll yesterday when this photo surfaced on Facebook. She is drawing and writing references to a male’s unit, but that’s not what really pissed the Kraft’s off. We think it was the swastikas and the Jew references.
We’re sure the 18-year old has [...]
Tyree to IR
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The Giants have placed Super Bowl hero David Tyree on injured reserve, ending his season.
“I don’t want to be released. I don’t want to not be a Giant,” Tyree said. “This is where I prefer to be. But I also prefer to play football, so you have to see.”
DeAngelo Hall to get cut?
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Un-friggin’-believable. Adam Schefter reports that the Raiders could pull the plug on the DeAngelo Hall experiment in order to avoid paying him $16 million in injury-guaranteed bonuses.
They spent a second-round pick on Hall and will have paid him $8 million for eight games. At least they realize they screwed up.
Now, a league source has told [...]
Buffalo Bills fans like to rock the party
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In the women’s room behind Section 336. A 29-year old woman was arrested, along with her 31-year old boyfriend, for banging it out in a women’s bathroom at Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sunday. The arrest was made during the third quarter, it’s not known if they were going at it since the opening [...]
Bills lose Whitner for a couple weeks
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Bills safety Donte Whitner separated his shoulder in Sunday’s loss to the Jets and will miss at least a week.
“Donte is going to be week to week as opposed to day to day; it was fairly significant,” coach Dick Jauron said. “It’s not the best news we got.”
Bryan Scott will start in his place.
Ray Lewis to get extension
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For those of you in football cities that are worried a murderer might be coming to town, you can relax. Ray Lewis is going to stay in Baltimore.
Drew Forrester of WNST in Baltimore says that while it’s not final, Lewis will sign a five-year extension with about $16 million in guaranteed dough to stay [...]
Mike Jenkins is soft
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We saw this on PFT and had to post (mainly because our cable box just went out and we have nothing else to do). Cowboys rookie cornerback Mike Jenkins doesn’t look like he likes the whole tackling aspect of football.
Brady Quinn era begins
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Tah-tah, Derek Anderson. Enjoy your spot on the bench. You can read more about the new Brady Quinn era here.
NFC mid-season report cards are up
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You can read them here.
Something odd about James Jones’ inactivity
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James Jones seemed to be a developing young WR for the Packers. But all of a sudden, he was inactive for yesterday’s game against the Titans, despite the fact that he says his knee is fine.
“My knee’s fine,” Jones said. “I don’t know. I don’t know. That’s something you have to ask Coach. I [...]
Witten will play
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Adam Schefter of NFLN says that Cowboys TE Jason Witten will give it a go today against the Giants. He has a cracked rib, so they’ll probably shoot him up with something, give him a flack jacket and a body guard, and then hope he doesn’t fumble because he can’t feel the skin around [...]
Packers cut KGB
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The Packers have activated last year’s first-round pick Justin Harrell from the PUP list and then cut Kabeer Gbaja-Biamilla.
You’ll remember a few years ago that KGB was a very hot free agent ticket (we think he was restricted but have neither the time nor the inclination to research that). Now, he’s been [...]
Will Holt get cut after this season?
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Torry Holt recently said that he’s surprised by his reduced role in the St. Louis Rams’ offense.
“Yeah, absolutely, I’m surprised,” Holt said through a Hungarian interpreter. “But I guess they feel that Donnie obviously has been stepping up and making some huge plays, and they want to continue to get him the football.”
Does Holt [...]
What happened Wednesday night?
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Philadelphia was ready to celebrate their first championship in 25 years on Monday night. The table was set with their ace on the mound and a 3-1 series lead. Then the winds and rains came suspending not only the game, but a party and celebration only the Philadelphia faithful could host. The snow and sleet arrived on Tuesday giving the [...]
Keep an eye on Randy
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Randy Moss was limited in practice this week with a foot injury. This is the first we’ve heard of this. He should be fine, but keep an eye on that for fantasy reasons.
Lions in contract talks with C-Pep
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ESPN’s John Clayton reports that Daunte Culpepper and the Detroit Lions are in contract negotiations. It’s not known exactly whey the 0-7 Lions are looking for a QB since they have Joe-Montana-in-the-making Dan Orlovsky.
Culpepper hasn’t made any contract demands as of yet, but it seems that he’ll be a Lion at some point.
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Anyone talk to Bill Walsh lately?
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Danyelle Sargent didn’t do a ton of research before interviewing Mike Singletary on the sideline. In fact, we would conclude that she did none. Singletary was a Bear. Ditka would probably be his mentor. And as for talking to Bill Walsh? He probably hasn’t spoken to Bill since July 2007….when [...]
Please elect Obama
By Micah Warren | 7 Comments
And here is why: Al Sharpton is demanding that the NY Post apologize for Steve Serby’s wording in a recent column that said “Good for Tom Coughlin. Good for Coughlin for tightening the noose around Plaxico Burress.”
“To make such a blatant racist statement about an African-American football player with a neck injury is completely unacceptable,” [...]
Keisel read Manning’s lips
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Defensive lineman Brett Keisel says that he read Eli Manning’s lips in the huddle before the fourth down rushing attempt by Brandon Jacobs. Incidentally, Jacobs was stuffed at the goal line.
“I was watching Eli’s lips the whole time and I saw him say, ‘32,’ so I went over and tried to tell everyone, ‘It’s [...]
Davis won’t be a 49er long
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Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports has an interesting article on Mike Singletary and his tirade regarding players who are cancers.
Apparently, Singletary ripped his team a new one in the locker following their embarrassing 34-13 loss to the Seahawks.
“It was pretty heated in here,” one veteran said. “What he said was true, and it wasn’t [...]
Larry Johnson officially charged
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Chiefs RB Larry Johnson has been formally charged with simple assault after allegedly spitting his drink in a woman’s face in a local nightclub back in February.
This is the fourth time in five years that Johnson has been accused of assaulting a woman. He is facing discipline from the NFL for violating the Personal [...]
Mike Singletary could be entertaining
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Let’s hope he does this every week. If Mike Singletary is being completely truthful, and we believe that he is, shouldn’t Vernon Davis be about 15 minutes from being cut? The whole rant is pretty good:
Santurdio to sit Sunday
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The recent citation of Pittsburgh WR Santonio Holmes has prompted us to bring back the name PFT gave him: Santurdio. He got the name because after he was drafted in 2006, he kept getting arrested.
And after being on the straight and narrow for a few years, he screwed up again by [...]
Daunte isn’t done?
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Daunte Culpepper could be returning to the NFL if anyone decides to sign him. He’s been saying for a while that he’s happy being retired. Maybe he was trying some reverse psychology? Anyway, it didn’t work and now he releases this statement to the media:
“A number of teams have contacted me since [...]
Winslow was dangled before trade deadline
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Let’s keep it going with Kellen Winslow. Adam Schefter of NFLN reports that, according to multiple sources, the Browns were dangling the tight end, but couldn’t seem to get enough in return for him.
Phil Savage emailed Schefter Tuesday, saying “a number of calls are made ahead of the trade deadline regarding different players … [...]
Take Winslow out of your fantasy lineup
By Micah Warren | 1 Comment
Yep, he gone done and earned himself a good ol’ fashioned one-game suspension for criticizing the Browns’ handling of his recent hospitalization.
“The Cleveland Browns are committed to winning and taking care of our players,” GM Phil Savage said in the statement. “We are also committed to protecting the privacy of our players, particularly with regard [...]
ESPN circulated an internal memo to avoid Favre story
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ESPN avoided a Favre story? PFT received a forwarded email from someone at ESPN who asked not to be identified. It’s a copy of the internal memo that was circulated with the hot news for the day. And near the story from Foxsports.com that said that Favre spend 60-90 minutes helping the [...]
Vick to plead guilty to dogfighting
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It’s right here.
Harrison’s career could be over
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According to Adam Schefter of NFLN, Rodney Harrison’s injury last night was a season-ending torn quad muscle.
Harrison will be 36 this year and his contract is up at the end of the season. Even for the last few years he’s hardly been the player he used to be. Is it tough [...]
Matt Jones suspended
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Jacksonville Jaguars WR/TE/Whatever Matt Jones was suspended for three games for getting caught with blow.
This came a week after Jones entered a drug treatment program that could erase the felony blow charge that he’s facing.
But, the NFL don’t care if you struck no deal. The NFL don’t care ’bout none [...]
Mike Nolan fired
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Well that didn’t take long. According to Jay Glazer of Foxsports.com, Mike Nolan has been fired by the 49ers.
It is assumed that Mike Singletary will take over as head coach.
Maroney to IR
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In a stunning move, the Patriots have shelved RB Laurence Money for the year, sending him to IR. The move stuns everyone who already thought the injury-riddled bum was on IR.
Nolan getting fired?
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A source has told ESPN’s Michael Smith that 49ers head coach Mike Nolan will be fired after next week’s game against Seattle as the team heads into the bye week.
It’s about time.
Marcus continues to improve Vick name
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Marcus Vick is doing his best to clean up the Vick name once and for all. In his latest attempt, he’s been convicted on DUI charges stemming from a June 13th incident.
Vick got sentenced to a one-year, suspended prison sentence. Also, he got a fine of $250 for DUI, another $250 fine for [...]
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