We’re working hard in the OTR newsroom to collect relevant sports information that you may or may not care about. Or flat-out don’t care about, but still think it’s funny to hear rude/obnoxious commentary on the world of sports. Trust us, we are a reputable news gathering organization as far as you know. Just check out the awards we’ve won.

Photo Caption: “Jim, stop being a dick. You know what time it is in Moscow. That joke stopped being funny a long time ago.”

So, try us out for 3-5 years just to see what we’re about. We think you’ll agree that OTR is one of the best half-assed, at-times-credible sports sites anywhere on the entire internet (east coast only, and only down to Virginia).

Bookmark us today and never feel out of the sportsworld loop for the rest of your life!

PHOTO CAPTION:  When the new Japanese pitcher takes the mound for the Boston Red Sox, all the players will receive hot towels between innings.

PHOTO CAPTION:  “Hey Pat, it’s Donovan…are you settled in at your new place in Tampa yet?  See if Michelle will mind if we crash at your place.  We’ll be down there in three weeks.”

As recently as today, a Nichlas Riddel had this to say, “Hey morons, Jackson has tons of talent just lacks experience (which he is currently getting)….he will prove the doubters wrong…p.s. it’s GENIUS, not genious you dumbshit…I’m a die hard Vikes fan and it’s pissing me off how stupid and clueless the so called Vikings followers are…might be the worst fans in the NFL.”

In honor of Nichlas’ rude comment to OTR, let’s play a new game.  Let’s pretend the picture to the left is Nichlas Riddel (formerly known as ‘barry’ and if you never met barry, this is a must read).  This is Nichlas’ yearbook picture.  Let’s play, ‘what did Nichlas write under his yearbook pitcure.’

PHOTO CAPTION:  Nichlas Riddel, chess team, spelling bee runner-up to the sixth place finisher, 2-inch vertical jump champion, best part-in-hair contest winner, cutest smile, and most likely to become diabetic.

We’d rather just shut it down than to run a boring, poorly updated blog, which is what OTR is starting to become.

We can’t thank all of our readers enough. You guys have all been great and we had a ton of fun playing with everyone. Maybe we’ll do it again some day. We could have just let the blog die slowly and not update it, but that’s not fair to anyone. We thought we would give OTR a proper burial by at least letting everyone know that we are calling it quits.

Memorial services will be held Sunday, December 21st at 2 PM at the Lodi, NJ YMCA.

You can send thoughts and regards to MPerry_77@hotmail.com and MicahW@feverpitchmedia.com.

Happy Holidays to all of those in OTR land!!

PhotoCaption:“Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh…….I’m right handed!!!!!”

PHOTO CAPTION: “Little Yao Ming Jr was so excited to treat Sam Cassell using his reach-around technique.”

PHOTO CAPTION: Matt: “Joey, do you see how tall I am? It doesn’t matter who I draft. Tall men can do what they want.” Joey: “I didn’t realize how tall you were. Gosh, you’re at least a foot taller than me as I am standing right now.”

PHOTO CAPTION: “As he filled it with hot air, it started to float. Devon just giggled.”

Ok, not really, but we did make it better.

Photo Caption: The official Off The Record newsroom has many clocks.

Place your bets right here. And you might as well “create your own photo caption” with this one as well.

PHOTO CAPTION: “This round lasted over ten minutes. Pacquiao has stamina.”

Photo Caption: “How have you liked being the captain here at St. Mary’s Catholic High School? Oh, and make sure you don’t tell your parents or they will be very angry with you.”

PHOTO CAPTION: “Ellen got excited as her chastity belt finally came loose.”

PHOTO CAPTION: Johnny was the ‘Y,’ Phil was ‘M,’ but Johnny fell asleep before he could invite the ‘C’ and the ‘A’ over.

PHOTO CAPTION: “Ping pong ball wins in staring contest.”