I agree with anyone that says, “Television sucks these days.  There’s nothing good on.”  Yes, besides sports and mabye 30 Rock, that statement is true.  However, the following Stephen Colbert clip is probably the best television I have ever seen.  Michael Steele’s rap is cut to perfection.  Enjoy the amazingness:
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Sources close to OTR have told OTR that OTR will be no more. It’s just not the same anymore and it wouldn’t fair to our loyal readers to continue to just go through the motions. We did have a great run though. We broke the Asante Samuel signing. We were the [...]

Oddly enough I received an email today from a third party that sent me a transcript (verbatim) of an interesting meeting that happened today. Apparently, Paul Pierce called a joint meeting between the Celtics and the Lakers today after both teams’ shoot-arounds to discuss the NBA Finals. It was a quick meeting, but [...]

I didn’t have time to address all the emails, so I will get to them later this week. However, I did want to cover one email in this addition of the mailbag. But before I get to it, let me say this. Chris Paul is not the best player in the league [...]

We have one more game tonight, before we start the Conference Finals, when the San Antonio Spurs play at New Orleans against the Hornets. The Eastern Conference Finals is all set with Detroit and Boston starting their series on Tuesday night. I already have a bunch of emails to address, but get your [...]

Over the past two weeks my hotmail inbox has been completely flooded with emails. I haven’t had the time to reply to all of them because of numerous amounts of dates with so many different women. It seems like every night I’m going out for sushi, or steak, or getting a hotel in [...]

An odd thing happened over the past couple weeks. Famous people affiliated with sports (players, coaches, and analysts), started emailing me with questions and comments. It seems our fan base has spread across this great nation. I know all of you are pretty anxious to see exactly who emailed me, so let’s [...]

Sorry for the delay. I have a ton of emails to sift through and I want to address every single one. You still have time to get your questions, thoughts, and comments in. My email is mperry_77@hotmail.com. I can’t just throw crap together for the sake of posting a ‘Mailbag.’ [...]

We’ve received a bunch of emails complaining that OTR wasn’t long enough and didn’t display enough stories. People were upset that they had to click the “Archives” button to see the stuff they missed. Well, your whiny complaints have been heard! We expanded our home page of the blog to include the [...]

The mail hasn’t been delivered in two weeks, so before anyone gets all bent out of shape lets get right to it.
Bill, from Philadelphia: Do you really think the Eagles are going to get a wide receiver? Fitz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave, from Philadelphia: Which wide receiver are the Eagles gonna get?
Greg, from Philadelphia: What are the chances that [...]

I want to apologize for not getting Perry’s Mailbag up last Friday, especially to one of OTR’s dearest fans Lindsey. As most of you know, I was following the Asante Samuel story in Boston on Thursday night and continued my hot pursuit all day Friday until the early evening press conference around 5:00pm EST that [...]

Before I open some mail, let’s discuss some basketball. Duke lost again. They suck. Gunning 37 three-pointers is not how basketball is played.
Moving along, the Lakers beat the Suns in the best NBA game of the year Wednesday night. If you haven’t seen this Lakers team play recently, watch them. They are that good. Kobe [...]

Thanks to all of you who have written to Perry with questions or lewd comments. Keep them coming. And Alex from Santa Barbara, CA, we did forward your funny little note to the appropriate authorities. Some jokes just aren’t funny.
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I’ve been getting a ton of emails about how so much of the content goes off the main blog page so quickly because of new content. “My friend told me to check you’re stupid site because of some Brady Quinn gay story and nwo I can’t find it,” said one. Wow, that was [...]

When we posted “Perry’s Mailbag,” we weren’t sure if the fans of this site were going to contribute. So, first I’d like to thank everyone who dropped me a line. I received a couple I couldn’t post (please watch the language), but a few I’d like to address. I would like to make this a [...]

Off the Record has a new feature, and it’s called Perry’s Mailbag. You can now email me directly with your thoughts on my sports opinions or just about anything you want. While I can’t answer every email, I will be addressing some of them on Off the Record. So, email away!
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