Joba Chamberlain or not Joba Chamberlain?
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If you looked like Joba Chamberlain, what would you do? Would you sign autographs? Of course. Would you sweet-talk the ladies? Definitely. Would you try to get free food and drinks at bars and restaurants? I mean c’mon, who wouldn’t?
These were the exact things 30-year old Ryan Ward from Toms River, NJ, decided to do. [...]
Michael Merritt: All this for a little bit of weed?
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This one slipped through the cracks on us. This past Thursday, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Michael Merritt was taken custody for suspicion of pot possession. We’re guessing we let it slip through the cracks because we have no clue who Michael Merritt is. We do now?
PHOTO CAPTION: This could be Michael Merritt.
According to police, [...]
Michael Phelps: LEAVE THE KID ALONE
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If there is one person in this world that has the ability to end a controversial discussion, it’s Stephen A. Smith. After you read this post, you will understand what to do regarding the Michael Phelps situation.
PHOTO CAPTION: The single-most, entertaining human being on planet earth, with knowledge of every situation.
Stephen A. Smith writes on [...]
Surprise, Barry Bonds tested positive for PEDs
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This isn’t anything new. Everyone in their right mind new Barry Bonds did steroids/performance enhancing drugs. Nobody goes from normal-sized head to head of a mongoloid without shoving PEDs in their ass.
PHOTO CAPTION: “I piss excellence!”
OTR isn’t going into detail about what happened, you can read it here. In summary, a urine sample from Barry [...]
Roughriders GM in for a rough ride?
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Saskatchewan Roughriders GM Eric Tillman has been charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year old girl, following an incident that happened on August 6th.
The Roughriders are a Canadian Football team in the CFL. Canadian football is similar to hockey where 11 players per team play on a grass field and try to score by running or passing an oblong ball into [...]
Preston Parker: A man of class and integrity
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Florida St. finally had enough of Preston Parker’s antics and showed him the door Monday. Walker was arrested for the third time since 2006 early Saturday after police found him asleep in his running car. He admitted he had been drinking and old schooling it Michael Phelps style, and was subsequently arrested for [...]
Dave Meggett rocks women’s parties without their consent
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Former NY Giant Dave Meggett is charged with rape….again. He allegedly sexually assaulted a 21-year old woman in South Carolina.
The woman told police she woke up at 1 a.m. Tuesday and found a man she knew as “Mike” sitting on her bed. “Mike” demanded that she repay the $200 she owed him and [...]
R.I.P. OTR
By Micah Warren | 4 Comments
Sources close to OTR have told OTR that OTR will be no more. It’s just not the same anymore and it wouldn’t fair to our loyal readers to continue to just go through the motions. We did have a great run though. We broke the Asante Samuel signing. We were the [...]
Shaun Ellis loves illegal things
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We have been so caught up in the Nittany Lion and Plaxico Burress fiascoes that we seemed to have let the Shaun Ellis arrest slip through the cracks. The day after the NY Jets lost to the Denver Broncos 34-17, Mr. Ellis decided it would be a good idea to get pulled over for speeding [...]
Woman rocks Tyjuan Hagler’s party
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Alana Mosley, who is the mother of Hagler’s baby, knocked on his door the other night and slapped Hagler with an open hand.
What did he do? Pressed charges.
That’s right, he is pursuing assault charges. If this broad has a habit of doing this, then good for him. We aren’t fans [...]
What does Hixon know?
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We just witnessed an awfully peculiar post-game interview with Giants WR Domenik Hixon. Hixon was asked whether or not he had spoken to Plaxico recently and he said he had and that he went to a Knicks game with him. I know the Knicks were in town Saturday night against the Warriors because [...]
Mark Cuban charged with insider trading
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Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has been charged with insider trading. Allegedly, he dumped 600,000 shares of Mamma.com back in 2004 on information he obtained that wasn’t public. Hence, insider trading.
“As we allege in the complaint, Mamma.com entrusted Mr. Cuban with nonpublic information after he promised to keep the information confidential,” said Scott [...]
Kareem McKenzie keeps it going
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Giants offensive tackle Kareem McKenzie was arrested last night in Little Falls, NJ for DUI.
“We are aware of the situation with Kareem,” Coughlin said. “I spoke to him this morning. He is extremely remorseful. The legal process will take its course, and the league will handle this matter. Nobody will be harder on [...]
Shirley you weren’t found guilty of drunk driving
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I was, and stop calling me Shirley.
Actually, it’s ok to call him Shirley because that’s his name. Former Fresno State Bulldog and current (surprise!) Cincinnati Bengal Jason Shirley has been found guilty of drinking and driving and hit and run. On October 8, 2007, Shirley backed his car into an apartment [...]
Larry Johnson officially charged
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Chiefs RB Larry Johnson has been formally charged with simple assault after allegedly spitting his drink in a woman’s face in a local nightclub back in February.
This is the fourth time in five years that Johnson has been accused of assaulting a woman. He is facing discipline from the NFL for violating the Personal [...]
Vick to plead guilty to dogfighting
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It’s right here.
Marcus continues to improve Vick name
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Marcus Vick is doing his best to clean up the Vick name once and for all. In his latest attempt, he’s been convicted on DUI charges stemming from a June 13th incident.
Vick got sentenced to a one-year, suspended prison sentence. Also, he got a fine of $250 for DUI, another $250 fine for [...]
Broncos suspend Josh Shaw
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The Broncos have suspended defensive tackle Josh Shaw for popping teammate Kenny Peterson. According to Jay Glazer of Foxsports.com, the coaches were riding Shaw for stinking at football, when he finally replied with “I’m trying.”
Well, that was enough for his teammates to keep repeating it in a mocking way. Apparently, Shaw told them [...]
Joba Chamberlain wins the triple crown
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In his hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska, fat-faced New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain completed the clean sweep of the Cornhusker triple crown. At around 1am on Saturday, he was pulled over for speeding, driving under the influence, and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle.
Chamberlain will most likely be benched for the rest [...]
Pacman suspended…again
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The NFL has suspended Adam “Pacman” Jones indefinitely for his role in a scuffle in a Dallas hotel bathroom. Jones got into it with a team-ordered security guard and hotel employees had to call the police.
Though no charges were filed (surprise), the NFL ruled that this alcohol-related incident violated the terms of his reinstatement as [...]
Goodell thrilled that Pacman keeps it real
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As you may have guessed, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is elated that Pacman Jones has found himself in another incident. Goodell loves players that keep it real and get into fights in public. He told Mike Tirico on ESPN Radio today all about how great he thinks it is.
“We’re trying to determine all [...]
Source says Pacman didn’t violate his contract
By Micah Warren | 1 Comment
What a bunch of nonsense. A source has told Chris Mortensen of ESPN that the Cowboys did an internal investigation and have determined that Pacman Jones did not violate his contract in what was considered a “brief scuffle” with an off-duty police officer.
The team plans no disciplinary action.
Ed Werder of ESPN said [...]
Darrent Williams’ murderer indicted
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Finally, someone looks like they are going to have to pay the piper in the shooting death (ie murder) of Denver CB Darrent Williams. CBS 11 in Denver says that a grand jury has indicted Willie D. Clark on 39 counts including murder and attempted murder.
Good.
The story is that Williams and his group [...]
They finally get OJ
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Orenthal James Simpson, aka “The guy that killed those two people in Brentwood,” was found guilty Friday night of kidnapping, armed robbery, and 10 other charges stemming from his little incident with memorabilia, memorabilia dealers, a hotel room, and firearms.
At 61 years old, OJ is probably never going to see the light of day. [...]
Mets bullpen finally productive
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Thanks to Lindsey for tipping us off on this one. It seems that the Mets bullpen has finally done something. No, they didn’t finish off a game, but they did finish off two women in the Dominican Republic.
That’s right, police are still looking for Ambiorix Burgos after he hit and killed two women [...]
Henry made death threats
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Amending the previous item, the Denver Post now says that Travis Henry made death threats to one customer. He said that he and his family would be “dead” if they didn’t produce $40k in cocaine that had been robbed from dude’s house.
Travis Henry loves his blow
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Travis Henry likes to mix it up. In the past, he’s had issues with pot. He’s also had issues with getting girls pregnant (nine kids by nine women). But now, it seems he’s been caught with his hand in the ol’ cocaine trafficking jar.
That’s right, Henry was arrested on charges of trafficking [...]
Danny Ware arrested
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Giants RB Danny Ware decided to spend his bye week down in Georgia. Seemed like a nice idea at the time, right? That is until was arrested for essentially being a drunk pedestrian and seeming to ignore the fact that he was wondering in the road. He blew a 0.152 and was [...]
Plax has problems
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Totowa, NJ police have said that they have responded to two domestic phone calls from Burress’ residence in the past few months.
In both cases, his wife Tiffany called police about her arguing with her husband and temporary restraining orders were issued. Each time, they were dismissed in court.
On June 2nd, police were [...]
Northcutt is Rae Carruth, Jr.
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Our pals at TMZ.com (they know who we are), are reporting that a former girlfriend of Jags WR Dennis Northcutt is suing him because he conspired to have her beaten up while she was four months pregnant.
Sharri Henry says that he got his cousin to “maliciously assault, beat, strike and batter Plaintiff, her face and [...]
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